🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Isn't everyone a "visual learner"? Isn't it easier for everybody to recognize properly spelled word, and notice misspelling when they see it?
 
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Isn't everyone a "visual learner"? Isn't it easier for everybody to recognize properly spelled word, and notice misspelling when they see it?
Still seething because he's barely literate. The owner and editor in chief of the TheRalphRetort.com Ladies and Guntlemen. How's that book coming along piggy? Still looking for a ghostwriter? For someone who declared his love of the written word on several occasions, there's not much going on here.
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Heel of Fortune with Gunt, Diddler and Vito on Robotstreamer. Brilliant idea, they'll all get rich. He was on a spelling bee stream last night and won $10, that's why he's so euphoric.
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Uh oh! Dick Masterson's been tweeting all day and still hasn't responded to Ethan's brilliant idea to join him for a gameshow with "ass, tits and fun shit." No worries, though, I'm sure Ralph is texting him all about it.
 
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Uh oh! Dick Masterson's been tweeting all day and still hasn't responded to Ethan's brilliant idea to join him for a gameshow with "ass, tits and fun shit." No worries, though, I'm sure Ralph is texting him all about it.
I'd love to see the last few months of messages Ralph has sent to Dick.

What a goldmine that would be
 
I'd love to see the last few months of messages Ralph has sent to Dick.

What a goldmine that would be
  • Threatening suicide
  • Begging for cash
  • Asking if he can come and stay with him and 80's Girl
  • Desperately trying to organise a Vegas trip
  • Generally crying into Dick's voicemail
Dick's gonna have to throw himself down a flight of stairs to get out of this gay as hell Heel of Fortune bullshit.
 
How on Earth is he suddenly a 'visual learner'? His Tweets and articles are some of the most verbose things I've ever seen.
 
Uh oh! Dick Masterson's been tweeting all day and still hasn't responded to Ethan's Brilliant idea to join him for a gameshow with "ass, tits and fun shit."
Salvo said that Vito canceled his appearance on spelling bee because he can't be on a stream with Jesse. For those that don't know, Jesse strikes supernatural fear in Dax's heart and mind, a mere sight od Jesse's stickers is enough for Dax to evacuate the premises ASAP. So being a good poodle for Dick, Vito declined associating with Jesse, because Vito "values" (LOL) friendship with Dax a lot more than Ralph.

Ralph has always been a liability to Dax but with Jesse in orbit Ralph becomes something much scarier than that. He is an apparition of doom.
 
  • Threatening suicide
  • Begging for cash
  • Asking if he can come and stay with him and 80's Girl
  • Desperately trying to organise a Vegas trip
  • Generally crying into Dick's voicemail
Dick's gonna have to throw himself down a flight of stairs to get out of this gay as hell Heel of Fortune bullshit.
Seeing as Dick doesn't even respond to Ralph's tweets specifically tagging him, I'm imagining Ralph sends him novels of shit and Dick's just like "wow that's crazy" or "👍🏿"
 
Okay, I'll sink the easy lay-up.

I'm actually fine with this, the challenges of writing with hooves surely balances out any unfair advantage.
 
Ralph dodged the important question last night. What kind of a kid were you in high school?
IIRC he was the kind of kid whose mom takes him out of school in the ninth grade because he’s being bullied too much. So in his defense, it’s kind of hard to answer “what were you like in high school” when you never really went.
 
Why would you bring a middle school dropout to a spelling bee? In fact, why are there adults participating in a spelling bee?
 
Since my native language is phonetic, I always found "spelling bees" an odd type of contest, very much like paralympics.
I guess it's an anglo thing, because I just don't understand making a sport around your ability to speak words.
That being said, Ralph should stay away from any type of activity that requires the use of his pickled brain. I know you're reading this Ralph.
You are a dumb dumb drooling fat gay baby cretin. Stick to hollering and impregnating BPD sluts, so you can single handedly bring down the collective IQ of USA.
 
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