🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I didn't do shit! You didn't see me and you don't have proof. Fucking faggot!

look! look at this guy!

SOMEONE is jelly that their years of education and training and work as a lawyer has been COPEletely replaced by a bassed pdf editor

better hope you can still become a lolyer sponsored by BALLDO, the DICK on the BALLS™.

 

[Telemeter]

Who would dare step to this man IRL?
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Also, imagine going to visit your son without feeling compelled to announce it on twitter. That's what someone who actually cared about his son would do. But as we all know, Xander is just a prop to Ralph.

Is that photo real? Can't help feeling it's shopped.

Ralph's body proportions have always been grotesque, but that us just straight uo cartoonist.

Do we have a source clip of this?

 

[Everything]

Who would dare step to this man IRL?

Reminds me of a resting T-rex

 

[heathercho]

Is that photo real? Can't help feeling it's shopped.

Ralph's body proportions have always been grotesque, but that us just straight uo cartoonist.

Do we have a source clip of this?

It was from the Inflation Fetish Podcast's Killstream's dining out livestream.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Is that photo real? Can't help feeling it's shopped.

Ralph's body proportions have always been grotesque, but that us just straight uo cartoonist.

Do we have a source clip of this?

It's real. The source clip can be found here

There are a few clips in this post, your gonna want to watch the one that says something like "Ralph buys gifts at a tourist trap". Pantsu is holding the camera and I can't help but think she was alogging Ralph by filming his physique after Ralph humiliated her by showing her greasy hair.

 

[RollerGator]

Reminds me of a resting T-rex

Reminds me of this guy

 

[Telemeter]

It's real. The source clip can be found here

There are a few clips in this post, your gonna want to watch the one that says something like "Ralph buys gifts at a tourist trap". Pantsu is holding the camera and I can't help but think she was alogging Ralph by filming his physique after Ralph humiliated her by showing her greasy hair.

Thanks.

 

[RAT Team Six]

Anyone know what this is in reference to? Tweet was deleted 2 mins after posting when I checked.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If Ralph wasn't retarded he could get ChatGPT to write him a compelling document with areas he could cut and paste his evidence. But since he is such a fan of the written word I doubt an incredibly advanced AI could come near the eloquence with which he writes, in fact!

 

[RAT Team Six]

Anyone know what this is in reference to? Tweet was deleted 2 mins after posting when I checked.

It was around 9 AM in Merida when Ralph posted this, and I'm not sure what else he would be doing at this time except waking up with another one of the Xanax withdrawal seizures he recently said he's already had 6 or 7 of.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

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I don't know how to feel about this guy. I hope that he isn't unhinged.

It seems that his plan is just to get a reaction of Ethan at pills being shaken.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

Anyone know what this is in reference to? Tweet was deleted 2 mins after posting when I checked.

I think he was about to over share something and realised.

My prediction is that he got swatted again. Vickers got swatted this morning too.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?


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[Lorne Armstrong]

Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?

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Since when has Gunt been able to stick to a script?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Who would dare step to this man IRL?
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Also, imagine going to visit your son without feeling compelled to announce it on twitter. That's what someone who actually cared about his son would do. But as we all know, Xander is just a prop to Ralph.

The funniest thing about his content spray is that you know he keeps it in his purse. Look at that picture and imagine him panicking while sifting through pill bottles and emergency tequila shooters to find his lady spray while some retard alog is yelling at him. He really is a big fat woman.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?

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He's actually going to take the advice of some well-meaning retard online oh god oh fuck

 

[Truly Rural]

Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?

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Judge: Mr Ralph, in the document you presented you stated ...
Ralph: Objection you honna, I did not write that document

I am entertaining myself thinking how AI conversation with judge would go.

AI loops, just like Ralph loops. Not much difference.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?

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That means he is going now?

 

[MeltyTW]

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Dude just use dalle to ai generate a lolyer lmao

 

[AltisticRight]

If Ralph wasn't retarded he could get ChatGPT to write him a compelling document with areas he could cut and paste his evidence. But since he is such a fan of the written word I doubt an incredibly advanced AI could come near the eloquence with which he writes, in fact!

He can't be that stupid...

Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?

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