🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[NicoFountaine]

Faith and Adrienne Blair regularly exchange friendly pleasantries and jokes on Twitter. Alice still hates him. We’re looking for #5 or 6 now…

Exes with Children.... Remember it's all about Owning josh over Josh being maidenless

 

[Chimplord1997]

Neon Guntesis Ethangelion: You Can (NOT) Retire

 

[DoomSayer]

Its a WORK. R-r-right bros? I was really hoping the "I'm sorry" tweet would be followed by something like this.

 

[Polyboros2]

It's a work to get pity donos to keep the grift afloat. I'm guessing Meigh had to go pawn something to get the liquid capital to turn the power back on, Ralph didn't have the cash until the next powerchat payment went through. He can't admit that, so he's going going to his tried and true suicide baiting.

 

[bile demon]

Friendly reminder for the Gunt: under no circumstances are you allowed to die just yet, regardless of how buckbroken you are, while there are still three major bridges left to burn. You still owe us three more ALL TIME BANGERS on the Killstream; Dick, Nick and last but not least, the horse. After - and only after - those three final bridges have been burnt to ashes for our amusement are you allowed to leave your gunted mortal coil behind and join Sandra and Ronnie in hell. Not a second sooner. So grab the matches and get to work, Ralph. As soon as you're done, you can get your release. Three more bridges and this suffering will finally be over. Three more bridges. Oblivion awaits.

 

[MadStan]

I’m retiring from Virginia.I’m retiring to Mexico. I’m retiring from my stream.

Failing doesn’t mean retiring, Ralph. The word you are looking for is “failed”.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Suicide bait or a 'work', you be the judge. Pathetic either way.

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He’s now treating his viewers like his girlfriend, instead of suicide baiting he’s retire baiting. Now everyone has to clutch their pearls, tell him how much they love him and open up those wallets to convince him not to retire.

 

[AIKA]

Don't kill yourself, Ralph.

Go to Guadalajara, talk some shit, bang hookers, do coke, livestream it all and bring LiveLeak back.

 

[Telemeter]

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Ralphamales... is it over?

Conte replied "Sorry, I don't know who you are, no wiki entry or checkmark, no talk".

It's also a work, Ralph is too terminally online to put down the phone and too scared to try anything else.

He's reading this thread right now.

 

[Polyboros2]

Conte replied "Sorry, I don't know who you are, no wiki entry or checkmark, no talk".

It's also a work, Ralph is too terminally online to put down the phone and too scared to try anything else.

He's reading this thread right now.

I bet they pawned Peepaws ring, and he got his 20,000 for it...



20,000 pesos ($1083.61 Burger bucks). And he's seething, he knows we're going to notice. He knows we'll be looking for the ring. He can't say he's not wearing it in public, cause we will see the lack of nickel burns on his fingers, he won't be able to hide the fact that he gave up the ring his uncle gave him after his father died alone.

 

[Butwhythough2]

This is definitely a 2-star day in Merida, where the temperature is currently 92F btw. If he reposts the suicide-bait quote he posted on Telegram last week, I might even call this a 1-star day.

But the Ralphamale only fucks with 5 star days. How dare life screw him over.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

@theralph

 

[break these cuffs]

I bet they pawned Peepaws ring, and he got his 20,000 for it...



20,000 pesos ($1083.61 Burger bucks). And he's seething, he knows we're going to notice. He knows we'll be looking for the ring. He can't say he's not wearing it in public, cause we will see the lack of nickel burns on his fingers, he won't be able to hide the fact that he gave up the ring his uncle gave him after his father died alone.

A pawn store owner would have to have drugged himself as retarded as Ralph to give more than $25 for that piece of shit ring. Wasn't one on etsy for like $300?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

A pawn store owner would have to have drugged himself as retarded as Ralph to give more than $25 for that piece of shit ring. Wasn't one on etsy for like $300?

Yes it's an extremely cheap ring and he'll get the price of it's weight in gold (minus the stones, which will get him nothing). Coincidentally it doesn't have much weight because it's hollowed out inside, it has a recess to make it look bigger while using less gold, which is a common technique in cheap jewelry.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

If this massive (literally) pig (figuratively, if only just) decides to leave Twitter + Internet blood sports and just try to live a normal life, I'll legit consider it a new leaf and be impressed. I'll also believe it when I see it, and I expect to see it when pigs fly. And no, Ralph waddling onto a plane doesn't count.

 

[MadStan]

I bet they pawned Peepaws ring, and he got his 20,000 for it...



20,000 pesos ($1083.61 Burger bucks). And he's seething, he knows we're going to notice. He knows we'll be looking for the ring. He can't say he's not wearing it in public, cause we will see the lack of nickel burns on his fingers, he won't be able to hide the fact that he gave up the ring his uncle gave him after his father died alone.

It’s Mexico; you can get a fake copy made that’s just plated. But with the amount of sweat he does it probably wouldn’t last very long.

And as for the old mine cut diamonds; Ralph can get replacement stones off a diamond coated concrete saw blade - which is where most of them end up.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

After claiming to have power restored Ralph has now lost his raison d'etre while dealing with the highs and lows of mixing benzodiazepine (Xannax), THC, and alcohol. Maybe this is bait or maybe it is anhedonia (loss of ability to feel pleasure/joy) from decades of drug abuse.
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Or maybe it is the over 90 F temperature combined with hot flashes from serotonin syndrome sucking out Ralph's will.

Carry the line for the party? Bitch you do a drama livestream for retard incels for shekels. Get a grip.

 

[Chimplord1997]

I bet they pawned Peepaws ring, and he got his 20,000 for it...



20,000 pesos ($1083.61 Burger bucks). And he's seething, he knows we're going to notice. He knows we'll be looking for the ring. He can't say he's not wearing it in public, cause we will see the lack of nickel burns on his fingers, he won't be able to hide the fact that he gave up the ring his uncle gave him after his father died alone.

I could see that making him want to quit. What other horcruxes does he even have left? The cowboy hat is gone, the childhood bow is gone, Sandra's ashes are practically gone, the Ralph a mania belt is gone, theres just the trophy and pawpaw's ring left tethering him to life

 

[Sammich]

I am just wondering at what age will the Ralphamale first molest/fuck his daughter. Maybe we should start a poll or a betting pool. And maybe a 2ndary betting pool for the age he first sticks his thumb up her ass, video record it, and call her a whore.

Holy shit man, if this is the sort of shit you feel OKAY sharing with others, what sort of demonic thoughts do you keep quiet about?

 

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it's all been posted already, but it's hilarious to archive twenty minutes of the ragepig twitter pouting:

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