Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votos: 170 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votos: 393 21.8%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votos: 377 20.9%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votos: 862 47.8%

  • Total de votantes
    1,803
No amount of modding could fix this. It would have to be completely rebuilt from the ground up, and only after several cleansings and the sacrifice of Faggot Weekes' life in repentance to God.
 
JFC the dialogue in this game seems like a parody. It's mind blowing that is what bioware considers to be serious writing.
 
Pages and pages of Reddit salt about the confirmation of only 3 import choices, only had time to grab a few. Lots of pre-order cancelling.

Ahh Bioware and their "choices matter" biting them in the ass. Feels like old times:

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This confirms to me one thing about the new DA entry

No one cares about it, has any passion for it, and just sees it as a work

They made the whole fucking Keep feature that hyped the aspect of "Your choices matter!"

This new team can't even be half-assed to even try
 
No amount of modding could fix this. It would have to be completely rebuilt from the ground up, and only after several cleansings and the sacrifice of Faggot Weekes' life in repentance to God.
It would be easier to make a proper Dragon Age: The Dread Wolf using Skyrim as a foundation
 
Dragon Age now belongs in the SRS thread, they've mutilated it to fuck.

You would think that troons would perhaps be creative and their input into a game might be actually interesting or artistic, but no, they have exactly one topic of interest which is pushing troonism itself. Their motive isn't to create anything beautiful or engaging, it's to enlist people into their perverted ideology and to "crack eggs". The fact that this game is juvenile in tone and aimed at a younger market is even more sinister and cult-like.

How long until the rotdog and flayed forearm are DLC to accompany the mastectomy scars?
 
someone added non-buy-nary tag :story:
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You would think that troons would perhaps be creative and their input into a game might be actually interesting or artistic, but no, they have exactly one topic of interest which is pushing troonism itself. Their motive isn't to create anything beautiful or engaging, it's to enlist people into their perverted ideology and to "crack eggs". The fact that this game is juvenile in tone and aimed at a younger market is even more sinister and cult-like.
You have to remember that autism is present in like 90% of these "people" and they can't grasp the concept of someone actually not sharing their opinion on something they've hyper-fixated on.
 
Oh well. Back to Dwarf Fortress.
Too late. There are already fags, dykes and trannies in DF, and you'll likely be banned for asking on the forums how to disable them or posting the instructions to do so (it's a couple text lines changed in a single text file). The "mod" to fix it lives on BasedMods.

Everybody gets one franchise they liked ruined, no exception.
I swear to god I will fucking [fedpost removed for Null's sanity] if they ever contaminate my beloved X series (X3: Terran Conflict/Albion Prelude, X Rebirth, X4: Foundations, etc.).
 
It's gone now but LGBTQ+ tag on first place is pretty funny too. Good luck selling that trash to the wider audience. :story: I like to imagine most people look at the tags and just go 'oh its not for me' . I mean it's in top 3 sellers right now but I don't think that means much.
 
Tarsh: So... I'm non-binary
*Awkward pause with static shot of the 3 of them*
Mother: What does that mean?

Mother: If this is because I criticized you in a dress.
Tarsh: No it isn't.
*Cue back to that camera angle*
If you told me it was a skit, it'd be hilarious.
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Sten would gut this faggot and hang his corpse outside his house as an example to those that don't follow the Qun.
 
Just saw a Reddit commiseration thread over the lack of import choices. Over 90% of the commenter were very sad and upset the game is basically a soft reboot and is going to ignore all their decisions of prior games.

Everyone defending this basically boils down “corporations gotta allocate money man, can’t do everything”-which fine, eventually yes you have to be make that call but then don’t sell the audience on it actually mattering.

Everyone defending the game is basically telling any long time fans “look the game doesn’t care about your prior choices, so just..play this game for itself pls?”

It’s pitiful, but it’s literally the marketing here.
 
Just saw a Reddit commiseration thread over the lack of import choices. Over 90% of the commenter were very sad and upset the game is basically a soft reboot and is going to ignore all their decisions of prior games.

Everyone defending this basically boils down “corporations gotta allocate money man, can’t do everything”-which fine, eventually yes you have to be make that call but then don’t sell the audience on it actually mattering.

Everyone defending the game is basically telling any long time fans “look the game doesn’t care about your prior choices, so just..play this game for itself pls?”

It’s pitiful, but it’s literally the marketing here.

Every other game in the series made a point of being a continuation of events set in motion since Origins, a game that came out in 2009 - some people have had storylines going on for almost two decades at this point. Choices that you made over the course of those games mattered to people and affected the world of the games accordingly.

But no, chuck all that shit in the bin. That doesn't matter. Got to make way for pronoun spergery and non-binary qunari.
 
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