Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Convicted of Stalking His Parents

[Pedophobe]

Dave shared a memory from two years ago regarding his skin picking. The included photo is horrifying.

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Found my Halloween avatar early this year.

At first I misread this as, "racial vulnerability"

I think he meant "radial vulnerability" as in people just push him over and roll him out of the way.

 

[lindsayfan]

posting his gross oozing face is so weird, doubly weird to then re-post it as a "facebook memory" -- hey remember that time i looked like a horror movie monster due to my own neuroses?

and yet he ALSO uses the extremely creepy eye-bulge filter on the pic to inflate his eyes... so there is clearly vanity in play, somehow, at the same time

what is the thinking, here??

 

[Bookwork]

posting his gross oozing face is so weird, doubly weird to then re-post it as a "facebook memory" -- hey remember that time i looked like a horror movie monster due to my own neuroses?

and yet he ALSO uses the extremely creepy eye-bulge filter on the pic to inflate his eyes... so there is clearly vanity in play, somehow, at the same time

what is the thinking, here??

The triiumphant smile is ... interesting. Did he just steal the quarters from Dr. Joe's sock drawer or something?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Replace pesos with payments.

I would suggest "Payola" since it's like paying off a mob enforcer to leave one alone.

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Dave should try listening to his own advice sometimes, but he's too busy posting on Facebook ten thousand times a day.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

My headcanon is that a therapist tried to suggest Dave had narcissist personality disorder so Dave looked it up and went "aha! Dr. Joe Muscato exactly!" And he keeps reading about it but never makes the connection about his own behavior.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

My headcanon is that a therapist tried to suggest Dave had narcissist personality disorder so Dave looked it up and went "aha! Dr. Joe Muscato exactly!" And he keeps reading about it but never makes the connection about his own behavior.

Fuck. I think you might be onto something actually. It all tracks.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Columbia Mo Walmart must have no one watching the self checkouts.

Meat has bar codes on it.
I am surprised he could get it on the scale without the bar code scanning.

OK, he has it on there, types in the banana PLU.
There is supposed to be someone at the main terminal watching the screen that has the camera feeds and output from the computer.

BTW that is all recorded.
I would love for his brother to pull the footage.
I don't know if confessing on Twitter is enough to get something investigated.

It would be hilarious for him to get charged for stealing groceries while waiting to be tried for stealing meals from the country club.

Then again shoplifting may be legal in Columbia.
They do have a University after all.

Walmart is well known for using surveillance footage captured over a longer period of time and compiling it until a single individual can be charged with a felony rather than a misdemeanor. This is especially true now that in the 2020s, a lot of local police departments have gone full "catch and release" about misdemeanor suspects, so you have to get them on a felony for anything to actually happen.

It's very possible that Dave is being smug about stealing steaks while a loss prevention officer is quietly opening a file and noting the value of each theft until it hits the required amount. In Missouri, that's $750.

The Dave-as-felon arc would be beautiful, him portraying himself as a dainty feminine Jean Valjean imprisoned with brutes for stealing a loaf of bread.

 

[monstrous bubo]

The Dave-as-felon arc would be beautiful, him portraying himself as a dainty feminine Jean Valjean imprisoned with brutes for stealing a loaf of bread.

“But officer I needed that new Stratocaster to survive. Without it, I couldn’t perform my song cycle about Dr Joe Muscato and his crimes against me. It was a matter of life and death!”

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

My headcanon is that a therapist tried to suggest Dave had narcissist personality disorder so Dave looked it up and went "aha! Dr. Joe Muscato exactly!" And he keeps reading about it but never makes the connection about his own behavior.

"Ha ha, NO, stalker child! It is yew who is the narcissist!"

 

[WhiteNight]

The Dave-as-felon arc would be beautiful, him portraying himself as a dainty feminine Jean Valjean imprisoned with brutes for stealing a loaf of bread.

To be sure, this would be a Dave-as-felon-again arc. He's still facing felony charges for stealing food using his father's country club account. And harassment charges. Jail time is a real possibility, possibly prison if he messes up badly enough.

It would be hilarious if prosecutors are watching his socials and bring up his retail thefts to the court as evidence of a pattern. Unfortunately, I doubt they're putting those kind of resources into this case.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It would be hilarious if prosecutors are watching his socials and bring up his retail thefts to the court as evidence of a pattern. Unfortunately, I doubt they're putting those kind of resources into this case.

If I were in law enforcement and saw that one of my cases had a thread here, I would be stoked, and only disappointed that I could never ever tell anyone.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Dave posts his magnum troonus. Dave blames his parents for not catering to him for something that didn't exist 30 years ago. He always wanted to dress more femme even though he still doesn't today. Blah blah.

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I will never be the little girl in the pink dress and it makes me cry every time I think about it.

Supposedly real texts between Dave and his parents.

Basically, Dave texting his parents from the basement while he was sleeping in the middle of the day.

 

[Mr Snoid]

Columbia passes LGBTQ sanctuary city ordinance.

Joe and Mary should probably sell their shit and move away. Dave used to stomp around Twitter organizing mobs and getting people thrown off because he was a "protected class." This'll affirm he's boss troon in a city built for troons.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Supposedly real texts between Dave and his parents.

You know, if I were a septuagenarian dealing with a toddler tantrum, and some basement-dwelling childless NEET texted me to complain about the noise, my reply would have been to go downstairs and yell at that toddler too. Those texts really aren’t the slam dunk Dave thinks they are.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

You know, if I were a septuagenarian dealing with a toddler tantrum, and some basement-dwelling childless NEET texted me to complain about the noise, my reply would have been to go downstairs and yell at that toddler too. Those texts really aren’t the slam dunk Dave thinks they are.

According to the time stamps this was 5 months before Dr. Joe brutally beat Dave.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

To be sure, this would be a Dave-as-felon-again arc. He's still facing felony charges for stealing food using his father's country club account. And harassment charges. Jail time is a real possibility, possibly prison if he messes up badly enough.

It would be hilarious if prosecutors are watching his socials and bring up his retail thefts to the court as evidence of a pattern. Unfortunately, I doubt they're putting those kind of resources into this case.

I mean, he tags his dad's lawyer and his brother's police department in his Facebook posts lmao

 

[PaladinBoo]

"I will never be the little girl in the pink dress and it makes me cry every time I think about it."

What the fuck is it with troons and them always wanting to be little girls? It is so goddamn creepy. They fetishize little girls childhoods like a child raping serial killer would. This only leads credence to my theory that all these men would be sex offenders if they weren't such utter shut ins and spergs.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

Dave posts his magnum troonus. Dave blames his parents for not catering to him for something that didn't exist 30 years ago. He always wanted to dress more femme even though he still doesn't today. Blah blah.
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Supposedly real texts between Dave and his parents.
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Basically, Dave texting his parents from the basement while he was sleeping in the middle of the day.

at this point I agree with Dave, his father should be held legally liable, how do you fuck up raising your kid that bad? I dunno how much his dad actually beat him but clearly it wasn't enough.

 

[Swole McPole]

at this point I agree with Dave, his father should be held legally liable, how do you fuck up raising your kid that bad?

Well, one way is by allowing the idle cunt to continue living in your house up to the age of forty. Another is by failing to show him the door when he complains about how you behave in your own home.

I'm just glad that daddy finally found out where his testicles were located and threw the fucker out. He'd have saved himself a lot of grief if he'd done it twenty years earlier though.