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Never heard of this group until I got tagged along with 1000 other people for being commenting on a DSP detractor video. I'm currently sorting my affairs before my detainment.
Taunting DSP detractors never goes well.
 
I have access to FPS' matrix account and can confirm he hasn't been online. As far as I'm aware his phone was remotely factory reset through Google's Find My Device
 
Defender is currently seething over the Iceddave phonebook.
It's so funny when kids try to act badass and then pearl clutch and try to pull the "I'm a minor!" card at the slightest hint of consequences. I don't give a fuck that you're a kid, especially a brownoid that gets off on animal torture. I sincerely hope all kids like this kill themselves expeditiously, and save us all the future tax expenses. Welcome to the internet.
 
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I usually participate in the Indian menace thread. Has anyone else noticed that UTTP has a significant number of Indian members? I have observed that whenever a UTTP Discord is recorded and documented in YouTube videos, the participants often have authentic Indian accents. Could this indicate that these communities are being supported or protected by large tech platforms full of jeets? Is UTTP just a big CP ring protected and run by jeets?
 
Recently I've come across another quite disturbed member of the UTTP. I noticed they've been trying to be more "tame" recently by pretending to be anti-pedophile, but it looks like Commander Enclave didn't get the memo. He doesn't seem to be in any breaches, but he has terrible opsec so phonebooking him wasn't an issue.

Michael Woods / UTTP Emperor Enclave / UTTP Commander Enclave / UETR Enclave / Enclaveballeditz / Sovietballeditz / FWMFan2013 / FWM_Fan2013

Enclave is either a newer member or has somehow managed to stay unnoticed because I haven't heard of him until recently. I found a Discord server he owns (A) recently and he seems like quite the character. (luckily these video files are broken so I didn't have to see whatever disgusting content it was)
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It looks like he may have sent CSAM and deleted it here.
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This was a DNB edit but it was removed after I reported it.
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He posted this video in his server's announcements. I'm not sure the context. It's a kid who sounds quite shaken apologizing to Enclave. There's no context here so I have no idea what this was made for or why it was made, but the video was quite off-putting so I will archive it in case it's important.
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Here's the bot for his server.
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He's gone through a retarded amount of accounts as well. I'm not sure what "UETR" is, I assume it's a com group or UTTP splinter but I've never heard of it before.
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He owns another server called "Enclave's Services" (A). The "services" include doxing, "toxxing", ratting, swatting, pizzabombing, and "nuking" or "raiding" Discord servers.
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Looking into his other social media accounts, I found this TikTok video he uploaded which caught my interest.

Link / Archive

And of course, I go to his Xitter profile and there are kitten torture edits.

The first major lead for his identity I found was on a Xitter account under the "UETR Enclave" alias.
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Link / Archive

Searching this channel ID reveals all of his relevant older aliases.
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Capture / Archive

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Capture / Archive

In this capture from March 2023 he claims to be 14 in his channel description, which would make him 17 or 18 today.
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Capture / Archive

Looking into the name "FWM_Fan2013", I found some Roblox accounts, one with the name "michaelwoods49132fan".
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Looking at the friends lists of these accounts, there are more accounts with "Michaelwoods" in the name.
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Link / Archive

The alias "EnclaveBallEditz" also has the name "Michael Woods" attached to it. This is on a Soundcloud account which also has a location.
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Link / Archive

I found a profile for a high school soccer player named Michael Woods in Little Rock, Arkansas who is in the class of 2027 (which would add up with him being 17) at Little Rock Christian Academy High School. He's quite good too. He's on the varsity team and has some highlight reels.
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Link / Archive

I managed to find this picture of the whole team.
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Michael Woods is 5'8 and wears jersey #2. There are two kids wearing that jersey though. Michael is the shorter kid with black hair in the middle.
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You can tell by the footage of him on the highlight reels that he is the one with black hair.
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After I found this, @Mimsy Spanner was able to find his mother's Facebook account.
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On the account, we can see that Michael's date of birth is November 6 2008, making him 17.
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The family is religious, which adds up to him being in a Christian private school.
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He played soccer at a young age.
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His parents are old as fuck! They are nursing home age but somehow have a 17 year old son. How is this possible?
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https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/shelby-woods_id_G3979980540282927575
https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/dianne-woods_id_G-8104904713730969225

It turns out Michael's parents are actually his biological grandparents. According to court records, Michael was adopted at only three years old by his grandmother. (ignore the date being 2008, it says in the document that isn't accurate)
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https://law.justia.com/cases/arkansas/court-of-appeals/2020/cv-19-950.html

Full phonebook

Name: Michael Woods
DOB: November 6 2008
Address: 54 Carmel Dr, Little Rock, AR 72212 (sometimes 27 Orle Cir, Little Rock, AR 72223 as his parents have split custody according to 2020 court records)
School: Little Rock Christian Academy High School
Height: 5'8
Weight: 140lbs
Emails: enclaveballeditzbuisness@gmail.com, enclaveballeditz@gmail.com, FWMfan2013@gmail.com
Socials
https://steamcommunity.com/id/FWMFan2013 / Archive
https://www.hudl.com/profile/18242406/michael-woods / Archive
https://www.youtube.com/@enclaveballeditzz / Archive
https://soundcloud.com/enclaveballeditz / Archive
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/FWM_Fan2013 / Archive
https://x.com/EnclaveUet59969 / Archive
https://web.archive.org/web/20230307045846/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCybwqjIGsxlTNxTllVIURmQ / Archive
https://www.roblox.com/users/2864233639/profile / Archive
https://www.roblox.com/users/3478910454/profile / Archive
https://www.roblox.com/users/3185233786/profile / Archive
https://www.roblox.com/users/3602212555/profile / Archive
https://www.deviantart.com/fwmfan2013official / Archive
https://www.youtube.com/@FWM_Fan / Archive
https://www.si.com/high-school/stat...academy-warriors/players/997939-michael-woods / Archive
https://github.com/enclaveballeditz / Archive
https://www.tiktok.com/@enclaveballeditz / Archive
https://www.twitch.tv/enclaveballeditz / Archive
(CONTAINS ANIMAL ABUSE CONTENT) https://x.com/TOMMYPARKY202 / Archive
https://www.youtube.com/@enclaveballed1tz (terminated)
https://x.com/uetr_enclave / Archive
https://x.com/sovietballeditz / Archive
https://x.com/EInquiries32903 / Archive
https://x.com/EPhebus80318 / Archive
https://x.com/FwmFan2013 (terminated)
https://www.tiktok.com/@commanderofthylaw / Archive

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"UTTP Captain Defender told me to tell you all that D4vd is literally fucking innocent. He just served justice against Celeste"

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https://t.me/repent_to_him / Archive
https://www.deviantart.com/fwmfan2013 / Archive
https://www.youtube.com/@FWM_FanClips / Archive
https://www.youtube.com/@UTTPCommanderEnclave / Archive
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL-F-mF9ME7nZLu6rFMIGLw / Archive

Mother/biological grandmother

Name: Dianne Parham Woods
DOB: October 1947
Address: 54 Carmel Dr, Little Rock, AR 72212
Email: diannewoods1021@gmail.com
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"took": 25.318,
"size": 3,
"results": {
"2106_UNDERARMOUR_COM_71M_SHOPPING_112025": [
{
"email": "diannewoods1021@gmail.com",
"_domain": "gmail.com",
"gender": "female"
}
],
"1155_BRANDNEWTUBE_COM_338K_HOSTING_082022": [
{
"username": "DWoods",
"email": "diannewoods1021@gmail.com",
"lastip": "76.125.79.95",
"hash": "0325cfdb3c6b822e667c9f8ecef7b69915b5435c",
"_domain": "gmail.com",
"id": "228716",
"zip": "0",
"gender": "male",
"language": "english"
}
],
"1098_MGMRESORTS_COM_142M_TRAVEL_072019": [
{
"email": "diannewoods1021@gmail.com",
"name": "Shelby Woods",
"_domain": "gmail.com",
"phone": "5016635151",
"address": "Little Rock AR US 72212",
"birthdate": "1942/10/17",
"other": "2069717"
}
]
}
}
Phone number: (870) 834-7153
https://www.facebook.com/dianne.woods3

Father/biological grandfather

Name: Shelby Vaughn Woods
DOB: October 17 1942
Address: 27 Orle Cir, Little Rock, AR 72223
Email: shelby.woods@cjrw.com, swoods@cjrw.com
Phone number: (870) 271-8770

Discord server exports attached below. There is no gore in them.

Total UTTP death.
 

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It was only yesterday that Michael was boasting about driving a ‘chronically online loser’ off of the Internet.

Projecting much?

Poor Granny Enclave is going to have a cardiac when she hears about this.



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