2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Nuns with guns]

Following @Gehenna 's rule, GA is Trump Country.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Chris lost his Vampire Survivors game and promptly stopped streaming.

Praise. Cobra's. Magic.

 

[Meat Target]

AP has called Texas for Trump.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Why is Reuters calling so differently from the AP?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Harris somehow still leading in Kansas and Nebraska

The Nebraska vote is almost all from Omaha and Lincoln (University of Nebraska).

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Georgia now at 70% on Reuters; can we call it for Trump now?

Georgia was at like 93% reporting when they suddenly redacted it to like 80% reporting and "found" 69420 gazillion Biden votes under the leaky faucet or some shit

 

[Michael Wade]

It would never happen, but if MN went red, the cope from Walz would be UNREAL

Never say never.

Obama is going to go down in history as a gay moron.



My theme of choice as I see the Domino's fall

 

[The Saltening]

im suprised how close kansas and nebraska are. RIP

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

New York Times is projecting Trump winning Iowa by +10.
So much for Seltzer.

Yeah she's cooked. I love when hyped up fraud pollsters get dunked every election cycle.

 

[The Stranger]

MSNBC SALT IS ALREADY FLOWING

NOT A DRILL

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@Null

 

[Harvey Danger]

+600k in Texas
+1.4m in Florida
Kiwisisters...
Surely these are just localized trends, right?

That's close to his 2016 margins. Texas was 800k and FL was 1.1m.

 

[didelphigina]

It's gonna be frustrating to see Kamala go from 30 to basically winning once the west coast kicks in.

That's the thing I'm worried about for sure. Trump leading will mean nothing if Kamala ends up getting a good chunk of the West Coast. This is truly a tight election, man...

 

[BaronOfTheTaigas]

There is zero chance Virginia is this close and PA isn't lean-Trump, outside of cheating. I'm not saying he's going to win for sure, I'm saying if he doesn't then the results are very suspect.

Yeah. we are already at the point where international markets are pricing in a Trump victory. Israel is pricing in a Trump victory. If they still rig it, which is still possible, it is actually going to cause serious international damage to the US.

 

[Cagliostro]

This is from the politics subreddit, the irony is insane.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I think I am going to take a break from edging for an hour or so god speed autists

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“Imagine my shock.”

 

[The Stranger]

REMINDER TO PING NULL IF YOU POST COPING CLIPS

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

So after your 6 beers get you nice and hydrated, do you plan on switching to actual alcohol?

I don't drink often, im already fucking feeling it.

 

[Looney Troons]

MSNBC SALT IS ALREADY FLOWING

NOT A DRILL

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Here’s some kino krying, @Null

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Stop posting "Why is X state blue?" or "X STATE IS BLUE IT'S OVER" when you see the reporting percentage under 20% or if only cities have been counted.