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[Useful_Mistake]

All the cops who ever harassed Patrick Tomlinson were found innocent. The city that employed them, will however, have to go to trial

💪 Tough Guys Publicar en el tema 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

26 de Mar, 2026

• Useful_Mistake

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[Jobama]

For King Cobra's birthday, Bitsize Cobra videos released bts footage from KingCobraJFS: Now it's a Party, the second Cobra documentary. This finally confirms that he was actually the one behind the second documentary.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-24068746

 

[Sprate Header]

Graf, administrator of the """free speech""" Fediverse instance Poast, has been having an absolutely ridiculous year so far:








Read more and discuss in the Poast thread here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/poa-st-chudbuds-lol-general-discussion-thread.129209/post-24069323

 

[JudyTester]

A murder-suicide knife attack happened yesterday at the Pokemon Center store in Ikebukuro, Tokyo, Japan. It was a Japanese man stalking his Japanese ex-girlfriend.



A&N article here.

 

[Blackstar]

Fishtank had a new "freeloader" come on the show, with production giving him the name Mr. Naked! He sure looks weird, right? It turned out less than an hour after his entry that there is a video of him admitting to having molested a 3 year old.

🐟 Fishtank Publicar en el tema 'Fishtank.Live General'

26 de Mar, 2026

The video in question
1000019078.mov

• Brutality

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They proceeded to kick him off without any pay or an uber to the airport/flight back come, instead giving him a physical coin and telling him it's worth 1 Bitcoin that he can use at the airport.

🐟 Fishtank Publicar en el tema 'Fishtank.Live General'

26 de Mar, 2026

Skip ahead, Wigger W. They evict the pedophile creep live on Camera in the basement.

2QM5iq.mp4
KFWSH0.mp4
Jet gives him "a bitcoin" and said to cash it at the Airport.
PGmBih.mp4
For context people found his discord/twitter/etc and phonebooked him, he's an actual pedophile. Jet tells him he's not paying for his flight but the Uber they bought him to leave the property to downtown works. And that his bitcoin is only copper and worth nothing. This is unsubstantiated but rumors are the cops are waiting for him at his Uber destination.
D6BwFg.mp4
He bragged about touching a...

• Not Xavier Ravenblood

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[gernig]

Clavicular went alligator hunting in the Everglades (without a permit and out of season) and mag dumped a dead alligator carcass with pistols, potentially breaking several laws in the process. He also was shooting at a drone

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The FWC (state conservation agency) is currently looking into the incident and may charge him with felonies

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Edit: Clavicular just got arrested and his channel on Kick is banned. He was wanted for Assault

1:29

Discuss magdumpmaxxing dead alligators with no hearing protection in Clavicular's thread

 

[Temperance]

Infowars is apparently shutting down next month. (And Ben Collins / The Onion is still trying to buy it.)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/alexander-emerick-alex-jones-infowars.18084/post-24072512
Alex Jones says he's "exhausted". He doesn't sound very healthy, IMO.

0:51

 

[thhrang]

Washed-up Sekturite who now averages 50 views per video, Matt Jarbo the Boulder King, has had another 15 seconds of fame after going on the offense against the directors of the new Ryan Gosling film Project Hail Mary because of the fact that the author of the book in which the film is based upon, Andy Weir, went onto a stream with 2.4 million subscriber film reviewer The Critical Drinker, who is a very well-known critic of DEI and wokeism in films, calling him a "chud".

2:57

The Drinker's Response?

Spoiler: More Matt Sperging

Another 1.3 million subscriber YouTuber chimes in:


Discuss in the Matt Jarbo Thread

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Joshua Moon, known for being the custodian of records for the Kiwi Farms, has filed a counterclaim against Russell Greer (now homeless) after some six years of litigation. Null demands a Jury Trial.

Publicar en el tema 'Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)'

27 de Mar, 2026

ECF 456. NULL COUNTERCLAIMS RUSS for ABUSE OF PROCESS


Also:




Fucking hell! Holding nothing back.

• Useful_Mistake

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[Useful_Mistake]

Chief District Judge R. Stan Baker of Georgia ruled that Kiwi Farms users:

1. @Useful_Mistake
2. @LoverofPi
3. Tony Robbins (previously alleged in different litigation to be Null)

WILL NOT BE ENJOYING PRISON for felony posting on Kiwi Farms.

Justice wins again

💥 Trainwreck Publicar en el tema 'Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller'

27 de Mar, 2026

GUYS! Pamela....LOST! ALAN WINS AGAIN!


One by one:

Another objection. I am named as Alan Dershowitz. I am also apparently a lawyer for the defense. And I will enjoy prison. Neat


Orders dismissing the case:

• Useful_Mistake

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[Osama Bin Laden]

He was wanted for Assault

In an update to this, TMZ released a video showing Clavicular breaking up a fight between his girlfriend and another woman. According to TMZ, Clavicular instigated the fight for content.

0:31

Edit: His girlfriend was also arrested.


Edit 2: TMZ reports that Clavicular did not instigate a fight between his girlfriend and Jenny Popach on his stream, and says his behavior was a result of him being autistic.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

To help combat recency bias in nominations, the Julays pre-show discussion thread is up early this year. Come nominate cows and lolcow media from the first quarter of 2026 so we don't forget this stuff by the end of the year!

Linking the thread again because why not

 

[Russian Bot #5361]

Self-professed alleged rapist, DMCA Abuser, wannabe internet censor, and ICE Consultant, Liz Fong-Jones, also known as Liz Dong-Gone & Elliot Fong-Jones, famed for his "Consent Accident" and Fatwa against the Kiwifarms, has DMCA'd @Nigger Caviar for posting a badly photoshopped image of Liz Dong Gone with the word Retard on his forehead.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/warnin...-lizthegrey-fang-li-zhen.242250/post-24072681

Null's reaction to the DMCA was caught live on MATI.

Publicar en el tema 'Warning regarding Liz Fong-Jones and the DMCA Subpoena (lizthegrey / 方禮真)'

27 de Mar, 2026

This specific post hasn't been dmca'd yet.

You might want to check on the status of that one bud, Dong Gone is after you.

Hot off the MATI Presses.

DMCA 2.mp4

• Russian Bot #5361

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Come celebrate @Nigger Caviar making a troon seethe and discuss this dysgenic freak's abuse of the DMCA system here.

EDIT: @Nigger Caviar is a giant faggot and pussy that has bent the knee in fear of the stinkditch of Elliot Fong-Jones by retracting his statements and deleting posts. Make sure to call him a fagbag.

Publicar en el tema 'Warning regarding Liz Fong-Jones and the DMCA Subpoena (lizthegrey / 方禮真)'

27 de Mar, 2026

I have talked to null regarding the subpoena and legally speaking my shitposts were very fucking dumb.

I am going to get ahead of the curb right now and state publicly that I retract all statements made about Liz Fong Jones and I am willing to delete the posts and stop discussing this if the case is dropped cause I simply do not have the means to deal with a lawsuit. I have no idea if this post will accomplish something but I figure its worth making a statement about it and seeing how things play out.

• Nigger Caviar

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[Harry Dresden]

Breaking news: famous golfer and celebrity Tiger Woods has been involved in a rollover car crash in Jupiter Florida. This comes just days after President Donald Trump announced Tiger Woods would not be competing in this year's Masters tournament due to injuries. Discuss it in the happenings thread below.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/tiger-woods-involved-in-florida-rollover-crash.242317/

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

On April 2nd, 2026, Sony will increase the price of the PS5 Pro to $899.99. The console was originally listed as $749.99

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Woods has been involved in a rollover car crash in Jupiter Florida.

Small update:
In usual Tiger Woods fashion, he managed to catch a DUI.

His crashes are usually drug related. Ahh. He was arrested for DUI. Article ETA- (Archive)

 

[Vect]

FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email account has been ventilated by pro-Iranian group Handala Hack Team, which has been on a spree of sensitive US data breaches. Surprise, he has zoomer and boomer levels of OPSEC, though to be fair, the leaked emails are from before his tenure as Director.

The hackers published a series of personal photographs of Patel sniffing and smoking cigars, riding in an antique convertible, and making a face while taking a picture of himself in the mirror with a large bottle of rum.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/iran-l...al-email-publish-photos-and-documents.242354/ | Posted by @Blewberry Nausea

 

[Russian Bot #5361]

Kiwifarms Administrator, and feeder fetishist, @Null has been utterly and completely, physically and mentally, buck-broken by Liz Fong-Jones to the point of completely locking all threads associated with him, to protect the users of the Kiwifarms.

Publicar en el tema 'Warning regarding Liz Fong-Jones and the DMCA Subpoena (lizthegrey / 方禮真)'

28 de Mar, 2026

I am going to lock the LFJ threads outside of the legal one. I'm of the mind now that people aren't understanding the severity and imminence of the doxing threat that LFJ is posing to them. It's not safe for people to exercise their speech, and there are people who don't seem to appreciate the importance of what I'm saying, so it's better to just not have that avenue available.

• Null

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This includes his original thread;

The DMCA Subpoena Thread; and

Some ancillary threads.

Come discuss how gender euphoric LFJ is after wielding that power and whether @Null made the right decision in the Total Dong-Gone Victory Thread.

Please do not post pictures of LFJ in the thread, it's for the discussion of the decision to lock the threads, rather than LFJ himself.

 

[glass_houses]

Long term Beauty Parlour favourite, deathfat Anna O'Brien / Glitter + Lazers appears to have literally broken the scales at a power lifting competition weigh in. Good job getting out there!

Link to post:

🍗 Deathfat Publicar en el tema 'Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers'

28 de Mar, 2026

This is the best screenshot I could get:
Ver archivo adjunto 8769132

A redditor posted this screenshot showing "EEr":
Ver archivo adjunto 8769134
and another with the super slo-mo
Ver archivo adjunto 8769142

This just on Reddit. Looks like "EEr" means mechanical failure - she broke the damn scale?

ETA - I don't think she's looking smug, I think that's checking to see if the person behind the camera has caught the reading, realizing they have and doing the "dying inside" acute social embarrassment smile.

• Allie GoPro

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Link to thread:

🍗 Deathfat Tema 'Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers'

29 de Feb, 2020

Anna o' Brien is a 35 year old, fat, social media 'influencer' originally from the Cleveland area, who is best known for posing in a Bikini in Times Square, Vegas and her controversial Gillette ad campaign. She's been discussed extensively in the Fat Acceptance thread due to the extensive effort of @thejackal, at first seeming like any other attention seeking fatty but with her entitlement, tendency to appear on camera drunk, near fetishization and marketing of her self proclaimed 'candy juicy thighs', failed attempts at weight loss including her rejection from the...

• THOTto
• Respuestas: 47,703
• Foro: Beauty Parlour

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[Most Wanted Banana]

After almost a year away from YouTube, cupcake enthusiast EDP445 has returned with a brand new channel.

💊 Manosphere Publicar en el tema 'Eatdatpussy445 / EDP445 / Bryant Moreland / Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason'

22 de Mar, 2026

He started a new channel, as well as uploading a video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2dyz21e2F5AHaving trouble archiving it because of the age restriction

• Mos

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