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MugolEx

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WTFisgoingon

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Troons are going to have a shitfit lol
AnimeAvatard

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Praise GodJesus!!!
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Well boys looks like the games have started.
ANobody

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Virginia PD is fucking based.
Alexander Hamilton

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Medical found the duck. Also I like having both pulled up next to each other because it looks like he somehow changed genders as part of the...
Nointey

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Virginia is based, they dont fall for chris chans bullshit
Hapless Mailman

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Just as well, and kind of hilarious. The pointless gender dumpster fire is already intense, I can only imagine this'll fan the flames even higher...
Um...

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Literal VIOLENCE!!!1!!
Jagraveen

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This shall be the stake that pierces through the troon's heart! Fuck you Chris, no one is going to play into your delusions!
Jack LOLson

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Why the hell is he smiling? Does he really not realize how fucked his is, or does he actually think he's gonna get out of this? Sonichu can't save...
Mayo Style Sauce

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Finally. If you have a dick you are male. End of discussion. All cops are based.
Blonde Bomb

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It could be something as simple as Chris identified himself as female and until they did a full body inspection/cavity search/intake/whatever...
Lurk Jurk

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They know they can't make the charges stick if they list him as "female". Especially the incest shit. Let this set a goddamn precedent.
Dumbledore's Onlyfans

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If the duck is bent, you must repent
DriveByTrolling

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I phoned the investigator hotline and left a tip, told them they're dealing with a male. I'm glad our boys in blue followed up on that tip...
Andrew Neiman

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Chris is a stereotypical brute male.
DiggieSmalls

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the fuck this guy smiling for with all these mugshots? This is the first guy that looks happy to be in jail
Mariposa Electrique

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You know, there's a an urban legend going around that if you change his first name back to Christian or Christopher, you rob him of the ability to...
StraightShooter2

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Some people said Chris reminded them of Shoko Asahara (a Japanese doomsday cult leader who was kind of like a Japanese Charles Manson) -I can kind...
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