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Given recent information, he probably wouldn't be able to hold jobs on account of people getting annoyed of him having to use the restroom every...

He could still do stuff! Like... A phone sex operator... :| But, for real, his parents should see if they can get him into some form of hospital...

He might be able to do telemarketing

Lactic acid is the one, I believe.

Attach some Semtex and a timer to him and he could serve as a particularly devastating form of bioweapon.