Respuestas al mensaje #2,881

I know why. It's because you feel ashamed to see yourself as less than perfect, isn't it? Having to look at yourself and know that you could...

You'll never achieve perfection. You will always be striving for "just one more thing" that will make you perfect, but when you get that, you'll...

Dry as the desert over here cos you sound like an utter chode, try again darling.

So you're okay having the eyes of a dead fish. Noted.

One of my new life's goals is to make sure this thread never dies. 60 years from now I will post random bumps to this thread.

Bro, your acne has acne. I'll grant that it probably does drive men to madness.

He's trolling. The first sentence is a Dennis quote from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Have you considered crying and begging? It wouldn't work, but we'd enjoy it.