Respuestas al mensaje #37,844

I can't ever imagine typing this shit out to someone unironically, Chris has no shame...

His signature sex move is removing his shit stained period pad before beating off to cartoons

Chris has been dronning on and on about sex and relationshits lately. I wonder if he's yet realized he is dying alone. Massage is not foreplay...

I'll make you four moves, Chris: Julay Doll Helicopter All Star Cake Farts