Respuestas al mensaje #7,764

To own us dang dirty trolls. This isn't even a joke, he paraded Leanna around as a status symbol and did the same thing on the first few streams...

because he's a MACHOOR ADULT with a BUSINESS DEGREE, and MACHOOR ADULTS get MARRIED to show people how MACHOOR they are

People above have put in a few of the primary reasons why; super mature adult, status symbol, etc. But he's also still bitter at losing Leanna...

Phil literally married her because his mom told him to. I'm not even joking. They weren't even going to Connecticut to get married, they were just...