Respuestas al mensaje #55,301

Ah, so this time he's losing money to slots instead of sluts!

Oh great, Russ is going to have a gambling addiction. Do you know how many people have moved to Lost Wages to "make their fortune", and end up...

It wouldn't surprise me if either the production company or Russ himself ripped off an actually good song. In Russ's case he might have done it...

He can't be fucking serious. He's getting desperate now, you can tell. He's gonna get so fucked up, holy shit. He's going to lose everything, I...

If I have to have this shit play through my head over and over again, tormenting me with the pure, unfiltered cringe, I had to rewrite it into...

This is best idea he's ever had. There is no way this can fail. I've never met a poor gambler, it's just like in the movies where money rains down...

Jesus Christ Russ, just when I think he can't get dumber he proves me wrong. Eliot Roger had a similar delusion. He convinced himself he was...

Jesus fucking christ, even I didn't think he was that dumb! He's fixed his aim on probably the one thing less likely to pay off than venmoing...

Slots are called "one-armed bandits" for a reason, Russ. You gimped-face retard. There's going to be a busted kneecaps saga soon. Mark my words.