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So are you also planning to ask your mom to have sex with you?

tfw when your head-canon is about to become canon

In 6 years you still won't get laid. Just like Holden. Perhaps you'll develop a predilection for your mom too.

The dude asked his mom and therapist to have sex with him out of desperation. He could have sex with 10 different hot girls every day for the rest...

I thought you were planing to kill yourself? :lol:

Oh @ThonisSH. Stop being a contrarian. It's immature and transparent as fuck.

What, you were actually serious when you said this? My god. Do you always make assumptions about people you don't even know?