Respuestas al mensaje #2,869

I wonder if the person who made the techno music feels accomplished for it being in a sex cut-scene

Yeah, but it seems like you're coming at this with tempered expectations. Many others are treating this like the second coming of messiah, and...

My penis is not amused.

Wait, is that a midget at the beginning? Can you have sex with midgets?!

Well, on a scale where 0 is Ethan Ralph's sex tape and 10 is something that doesn't kill my erection for a week, I give it a solid 5.

We are literally, not figuratively, on the cusp of Current Year +6 and the Metro stripper scene still cannot be topped. >tmw your AAA studio get's...

At least she took her shirt off unlike granny corpo.

A 2020 game has worse sex scenes than Witcher 2. :story:

"SEX IN VIDEO GAMES MEAN THAT THEY REALLY CAN BE ART! FUCK YOU ROGER EGBERT!" --every shit for brains AAA gamedev for the last 15 years HD...

Lmao, the fucking level of buttsecks in that clip.

I have to give them credit. It must have taken a lot of effort to make pixelated sex in 2020 look as unappealing as the hot coffee mod for GTASA.