Respuestas al mensaje #319

Umm dude, you do NOT tell women you barely know that you are going to jizz in their faces much less their eyes (that shit stings from what I've...

Hey you can't just make a promise like that to a lady and then forget about it, honestly, whatever happened to romance? :heart-empty: Oh come on...

hello madame sjw

This is why you're throttled. All you've said since you got here is herp de derp coping, salty autistic Lolcow subhuman cumdumpster.

That would require you getting close to a woman.