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There is no such thing as a Bi lesbian. You are one or the other. You can’t like men and women... and Also women Only.
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There is no such thing as a Bi lesbian. You are one or the other. You can’t like men and women... and Also women Only.
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They really are trying to erase lesbians. There’s even he/him lesbians.
Funny how they don’t do this shit with gay men. But maybe because gay men are labeled homoSEXual.
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Kev-Kev whines about how Twitter's latest "who can reply" feature isn't giving him a perfect echo-chamber:
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1293610213254160384 (Archive)
Sometimes women want their own spaces too. I guess you can't have everything.
Prolego
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So much for the land of the fucking free. Even in communist Russia you are free to have as many as you want.
It's not a lot of work most of the year. The only animals that have their pens cleaned regularly are horses; anything else kept inside you just bung down a bit more straw from time to time, then once a year drive a tractor through to clean it out. I've never heard of anyone milking alpacas, although it might happen. Sheep get milked in a few places like Greece, but unless they're planning to hawk overpriced homemade fetta at the nearest farmers' market then that's unlikely. Is there an overpriced farmers' market anywhere near them? They spoke of selling the lambs, so usually you'd leave the sheep's milk for them. No-one waters farm animals by hand either, given that troughs and ballcocks have been with us for the last couple of centuries. And theoretically you shouldn't need to feed livestock extra in the summer, but given that the troon ranch looks like a desert in some photos then they may have to do that. Drive to hay barn, chuck a couple of bales on the flat bed, drive to field and drop it in feeder. You could probably dilate while doing it.
As far as the stuff to do checklist goes, make sure they're all alive once a day or so, and that the fence is still there and that's about it. On a real farm you'd be managing your use of the land, fertilising the grass, moving the animals around from time to time to give the fields a chance to regrow, and maybe even growing and harvesting your own hay and straw, but I've not seen any sign of that sort of stuff happening. Come to think of it I don't even think they've got a fucking tractor, unless there's one boxed up somewhere in Kevin's collection.
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Here's the updated animal list:
I was going to just go with the Buzzfeed article that said they had 100 alpacas, but Penny and Bonnie are full of surprises. Two hours ago, they recieved a shipment of 12 more adult female alpacas. Videos of the delivery in the spoilers. (archive)
My animal care sperg here is that they are not quarantining any of these animals. They are purchasing them and immediately throwing them in with their herd. If one of those alpacas is sick, their entire herd could get sick.
According to the Buzzfeed article, they have 8 people total living in Outer Kevin. We know for a fact Kevin does nothing, so that leaves seven people to take care of 238 animals.
- Alpacas: 112+, actively breeding
- Sheep: 23- 3 rams, 20 ewes, plans to breed
- Dogs: 3 adult dogs + 8 puppies, actively breeding
- Ducks: 40, likely breeding
- Chickens: 55, will likely breed
- Cats: 6, some still intact, will likely breed
- Goats: 2, mother daughter pair (spared for now)
I was going to just go with the Buzzfeed article that said they had 100 alpacas, but Penny and Bonnie are full of surprises. Two hours ago, they recieved a shipment of 12 more adult female alpacas. Videos of the delivery in the spoilers. (archive)
According to the Buzzfeed article, they have 8 people total living in Outer Kevin. We know for a fact Kevin does nothing, so that leaves seven people to take care of 238 animals.
Azafran90
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Why the fuck are they talking with that accent? Is this how incels think women sound like?Here's the updated animal list:
TOTAL: 238
- Alpacas: 112+, actively breeding
- Sheep: 23- 3 rams, 20 ewes, plans to breed
- Dogs: 3 adult dogs + 8 puppies, actively breeding
- Ducks: 40, likely breeding
- Chickens: 55, will likely breed
- Cats: 6, some still intact, will likely breed
- Goats: 2, mother daughter pair (spared for now)
I was going to just go with the Buzzfeed article that said they had 100 alpacas, but Penny and Bonnie are full of surprises. Two hours ago, they recieved a shipment of 12 more adult female alpacas. Videos of the delivery in the spoilers. (archive)
My animal care sperg here is that they are not quarantining any of these animals. They are purchasing them and immediately throwing them in with their herd. If one of those alpacas is sick, their entire herd could get sick.
According to the Buzzfeed article, they have 8 people total living in Outer Kevin. We know for a fact Kevin does nothing, so that leaves seven people to take care of 238 animals.
What was that barrel with feet and a ponytail? Am I supposed to not panic if I see that entering the public restroom?
And yes, those alpacas are so dead too...
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So, who does the vaccination and other vet duties? Or are they doing that themselves? They are doing it, aren't they? We haven't seen a GFM for vet bills, though, so I'm thinking there's a chance that they don't actually get the animals checked out for health issues. They should at least do that for the new alpacas coming into the herd. Not sure how often farm animals need to see an actual veterinarian and they might be able to just do the vaccinations themselves, but I don't recall them posting anything about doing that.
Of course, once they read this thread, they might suddenly decide they need to GFM for vet bills ...
Of course, once they read this thread, they might suddenly decide they need to GFM for vet bills ...
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You can do some vaccinations at home once you've been shown how to by a vet, but if they can't afford to get a cat spayed, they definitely aren't going to be able to vaccinate all of the animals on the ranch.
Source: Vaccinated foster puppies.
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Do you trust the ranch with nine dogs?
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- 26 de Nov, 2019
If there is a God, let it help those animals.
Fuck.
Fuck.
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- 19 de Jul, 2019
Okay, that's it: I MUST have the television rights to the Ranch's story. I see a single-camera dark comedy for HBO or one of the streaming services. Pitch is "Arrested Development, but with troons on an alpaca ranch in East Bumfuck, Colorado." I even see Tony Hale playing Kevin. I could even be coerced into writing a story treatment, twist my arm
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- 4 de Ago, 2018
Jesus, even letting them loose in the woods to whatever fate would be arguably kinder than keeping them with cock cutting degenerate animal hoarders.If there is a God, let it help those animals.
Fuck.
horsegirl666
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The way they call the alpacas "laydeeessss" is so creepy. Damn furries.
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He unironically sounds like Buffalo Bill to me in these videos.
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As far as dogs go, we have a bad issue with puppy mills in the United States. The reason why we have these laws on dog breeding or kennel operation is to protect them better from suffering under people who just want to make money selling puppies. I don't think the troon ranch is planning on doing that, of course. I just think they're incompetent when it comes to keeping their animals spayed and neutered.
Concerning how many other animals they have, I'm curious if the ranch will ever get visits from inspectors in the future. I know next to nothing about how the farm thing all works, so I'm not sure.
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- 25 de Nov, 2017
Greg Dean, the author of Real Life Comics who confirmed it was Kevin himself that convinced him to transition, has finally announced their transition to the public. However, his wife had a nervous breakdown from the stress of their husband transitioning over a decade into their marriage and wound up in a mental hospital to recover.
In other words, we can now confirm two people whose lives have been directly ruined from Kevin's grooming, the first being "Blaze Casual" as outlined in the OP who went through sexual reassignment surgery at Kevin's behest and immediately regretted it. Kevin then used Blaze Casual as a pedestal to vouch against romanticizing transitioning without a hint of irony, so time will tell if Kevin does the same regarding Greg and his wife.
In other words, we can now confirm two people whose lives have been directly ruined from Kevin's grooming, the first being "Blaze Casual" as outlined in the OP who went through sexual reassignment surgery at Kevin's behest and immediately regretted it. Kevin then used Blaze Casual as a pedestal to vouch against romanticizing transitioning without a hint of irony, so time will tell if Kevin does the same regarding Greg and his wife.
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- 2 de Mayo, 2020
Amusing how quickly the haley euphoria seems to have died down. Kev, you were a pump n dump. Congrats!
That Greg/Mae dean person...
. His poor wife. I hope she divorces him instead of becoming a troon widow.
That Greg/Mae dean person...
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Amusing how quickly the haley euphoria seems to have died down. Kev, you were a pump n dump. Congrats!
That Greg/Mae dean person...
I feel bad for his kid. I hope to God he's not trying to do the whole "troon mom" deal we've seen these degenerates do before.
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- 19 de Dic, 2019
Assuming their 'guests', who all suffer from broken homes/relations/genitalia, can be arsed to do something productive. Otherwise it's Bonnie, Penny, Qilin and Jen, if my register is still up-to-date.
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Rate me late but... I was gone for what, 2 weeks?
Why did I come back. Why.
Why did I come back. Why.