Respuestas al mensaje #16,791

Probably a dung beetle, because life is shit.

A sloth.

A leech.

Are you kidding? Obviously a Silverback Gorilla, with his pick of all the hot teen gorillas around him. Lucas would be in heaven. He could even...

A seagull, of course!

Lucas is an animal. I deny his humanity. He is an outcast primate, a scavenger of scraps, seeking to mate with human women. Cousin to a...

I believe Lucas should be considered an animal, but otherwise I would say a vulture. In addition to eating carrion that would kill most animals...

He'd be one of those "alpha males" from that one baboon colony that decided they'd had enough of aggressive asshole male baboons and either ran...