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I'll keep my eyes peeled for auditions for a remake of Freaks.

Wouldn't 'White Straight Male' be the easiest difficulty, John? Careful, your misogyny is showing. Also, I desperately, desperately want that...

I'm doubting so hard that my X button is halfway to China. Any remotely competent tech lobbying firm would be able to tell within five minutes of...

"I get offers to lobby for cybersecurity" Sure, Jan. Actually, I would LOVE for that to happen, because John can spew techno gobbledygook on a...

Would love to see John lobbying for "cybersecurity interests" by cursing and insulting randos on Twitter for 15 minutes a day. His first white...

The one thing that all of these opportunities have in common is that they are 100% fictional.