Respuestas al mensaje #238

We live rent free in his head :story: Also hi Dave, we know that you're reading this thread.

It's rather amusing that he admits he is thinking about us on his wedding night.

Wedding night and he's on his phone reading, responding to shitposting. Kat: You gonna join me in bed? Phil: Soon, I'm responding to those Kiwis I...

Ah Sunday! That gives him plenty of time to think of some bullshit excuse to justify this crap. Imagine being worried about safety for getting...

Calling it now, his excuses on Sunday will be: 1. "THE TAX MONEY WAS NEVER FOR THE WEDDING. I TOLD YOU FUCKING MORONS MULTIPLE TIMES THAT MY...

He is pretty much saying Kat is in on the scam too. Two peas in a pod.

The "I have to see my parents" bit dates back to his Thanksgiving begging vlog. Your theory is maybe feasible, but only if Kat is somehow not...