Respuestas al mensaje #227

It'd be good if we could see what Catherine's been saying to him too. Which I'm only bringing up because you happen to be around right now and I...

Oh god. I thought I was ready for more Chris, but I was wrong. Dead Wrong. And this was barely a month in?

EDIT: The texts were actually sent to Catherine during the onset of their relationship. Still disgusting.

Chris is basically undertaking a concerted and frankly baffling effort to destroy every part of his reproductive system. Darwinian evolution is...

So does that explain the enemas in the modelling photo? Are they there to "clean the crap out?"

His wording makes it sound like he thinks his junk is retractable. Like a Sonichu.

"Let me know if what I say offends you now let me continue telling you about those things" At this point, I'm just no longer surprised that he'd...

Okay, honest (and horrifying) question time: Does Chris know that lube is a thing? And that if you want to do ANYTHING involving anal sex you need...

He's still putting things up his ass... At this rate, he might wind up in the hospital with a dildo in his ass. Wonder if Medicaid covers rectal...

Don't you mean he was a wizard? I believe the consensus is the hooker actually happened. Poor Chris. He thought losing his virginity would be...

I don't really care about Chris putting sex toys up his ass, but a washcloth? To "clean the crap out?" I know there's been speculation about the...

Ok, I am re-reading this, god knows why, and I don't think people are TRULY understanding what is happening here. Chris is not just trying to...

I'm surprised Bob never outfit Chris with a helmet early on to keep him from hurting himself with everyday life. Makes the box of enemas more...