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I thought all relate-able politicians had an iPhone for every Porsche they owned

They're all color-coordinated with his Dress of Fail, his shit-tier Porches, and his Special Needs Helmet. He sees it as accessorizing, "As girls...

Really makes you wonder if he's also walking around with an iDea case or whatever the fuck CWC called his ducktape creation that held his various...

He doesn't just have separate phones for his different lines, he has the latest, blingiest iPhones. No buying an iPhone X and making the previous...

What an idiot. He could just have the "public" number be some throwaway on a VOIP app and on top of that, it would automatically save any...

John is unhappy that young men are laughing at memes on reddit instead of lining up to 'go for a ride' with him on the trannycycle. Maybe...

Wu confirmed for Somalian?