Respuestas al mensaje #3,199

"My telomeres is long." Too bad that's the only thing long that he has going for him. "18 to 25 year old female telomeres are long.. They're hot...

So, I take it his apartment doesn't have a dishwasher?

Fucking hell, both the pork and the chicken appear to be raw. Not rare, not even slightly undercooked - but fucking raw. He could literally kill...

People are imploring Lucas to not give himself food poisoning and of course he's very receptive.