Respuestas al mensaje #1,308

Two. And a half. Miles. Gave him blisters. Jesus Christ, he must be made of fucking wax paper.

"and that kind of stinging would be sexy to me if this were coming from any given human female around my age, but it's coming from *me*" "And I'm...

Wait... hasn't he bragged before about how he was a beloved track star in high school? (Might've been cross country, but the basic point still...