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I'll roll him in a carpet and throw him off a bridge. :ween:

Take him to the car wash and hose him down first.

stay away from him and wait for tomorrow

I wouldn't go near him. He doesn't bathe.

Hmm... probably nothing. If I had to do something, I guess I'd go to a restaurant and play 3DS with him. Since I'm female and feeding him, he'd...

I would find some industrial strength cleaning agents and force him to bathe in them. This is the only way I could be sure that I wouldn't catch...

Drink Deaths in the Afternoon while sitting in awesomely comfortable armchairs. Then a Segway tour of Prague.

I'd spend the day drawing Sonichu things with him, because my favorite Chris moments are the ones where he's happy and excited about Sonichu. But...

I would build a fake faggotry detector, and have it go off with "homo alarm" around every gay thing he owns, like my little pony or sailor moon.

Take him shoplifting at a higher end store, wait till he has lots of merchandise shoved under his shirt, then alert the manajerk :ween: