😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.

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Oxiclean Crack Addict dijo:
Which got me thinking, Sifu is probably the perfect kind of schizo to carry out a political assassination.
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Truth be told, there's been a number of past streams where I've wondered if he's going to eventually take a trip to YouTube headquarters to fix his bitrate once and for all. He's got the perfect schizo physiognomy like Ryan Routh to do something dangerously retarded.

Edit: Now that I think about it more, his manifesto would probably read like a really unhinged tech support ticket.
 
Maaan... I watched some of his old videos 4 - 3 years back when he was still sane (he was just normal dude). It is unbelievable what kind of calamity could mental illness do to a human. And it could happen to me you and everyone anytime and you would not be even able to realize it due to its nature. It is scary. He needs help not A-logs.

 
Just found out about this one.
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I love me a good bit of bitraping in the morning. I see we have another one who thinks he merits the attention of world leaders, tech giants and popular streamers all at the same time.

I'm going to spend a bit of time catching up but this already looks like it has a potential for lulzy crashouts beyond the Internet which are sometimes the best and sometimes the very worst things a lolcow can do. Mental illness is a helluva drug.
 
Whoever is running the liquid sifu account is watching live and just changed his profile pic to his fathers mugshot and added a message for sifu in the channel description. Honestly impressed lol.

Here is what it looked like when he first brought up the channel:
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About 15 minutes later it changed to this while he was looking at it and had hit refresh:
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He was really upset :story:

I think he might be shaken by it.

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Bilbo Boglims dijo:
Whoever is running the liquid sifu account is watching live and just changed his profile pic to his fathers mugshot and added a message for sifu in the channel description. Honestly impressed lol.

Here is what it looked like when he first brought up the channel:
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About 15 minutes later it changed to this while he was looking at it and had hit refresh:
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He was really upset :story:

I think he might be shaken by it.

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Clip #1


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ETA: Clip #3 The scammer might be a rogue FBI agent under the Donald "Jackass" Trump administration.


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Sifu has binned one of his ex-moderators "365daysofsurfing". This is pretty big cause this guy is the closest person i have seen with him in chat. Sifu has admitted that they talked to each other on the phone sometimes. Sifu just felt a certain type of way about him being in chat and went off on him before banning him. Accused him of being the scammer, Acussed him of taking his shirt off during streams and acting "sexy" to get viewers, said that he hopes someone blows up his mothers car so he can feel the pain sifu has felt, Said his wife should leave him but wont cause she is just as retarded as he is. Just an absolute melty on his ex mod lol. Pretty worth listening into in its entirety but it gets good at the 5:30:00 mark so thats where i will timestamp it. Pretty sure he also accuses him of pretending to be a woman to catfish sifu.
 
Bilbo Boglims dijo:
Sifu has binned one of his ex-moderators "365daysofsurfing". This is pretty big cause this guy is the closest person i have seen with him in chat. Sifu has admitted that they talked to each other on the phone sometimes. Sifu just felt a certain type of way about him being in chat and went off on him before banning him. Accused him of being the scammer, Acussed him of taking his shirt off during streams and acting "sexy" to get viewers, said that he hopes someone blows up his mothers car so he can feel the pain sifu has felt, Said his wife should leave him but wont cause she is just as retarded as he is. Just an absolute melty on his ex mod lol. Pretty worth listening into in its entirety but it gets good at the 5:30:00 mark so thats where i will timestamp it. Pretty sure he also accuses him of pretending to be a woman to catfish sifu.
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One part of being a schizo is that you think that everyone is out to get you and that anyone who's a friend of you is someone who you think is going to stab you in the back.
 
Bilbo Boglims dijo:
Said his wife should leave him but wont cause she is just as retarded as he is.
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I remember something like 365's wife being not okay with 365 hanging up with Sifu, makes sense Sifu not liking her :story:

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and 365 replies in the chat "Dude you’ll understand when your married and your not make enough money for her to let you have some friend time". What a sad human beings :lossmanjack:
 
July 22, 2026 Discussions

Despite Sifu's warning that the Donald "Jackass" Trump administration is using flock cameras to gather data about you, the likes suddenly disappear. It's obvious the Scammer is manipulating YouTube's trending; therefore, throttling Sifu's attempt to teach the public his very important message. He wastes no time and uses his EMP reader to see if the Scammer can be detected.


Irregardless, he continues to warn you that your vehicle will be cloned using flock camera data.


The Scammer has used AI to clone Sifu's voice and endlessly scam an unwitting audience.


At the age of eleven, Sifu had an abusive FAT martial arts instructor who would toss children around like rag dolls. Sifu was terrified of him.


Later in the stream, Sifu starts to unravel. Of particular note, he focuses on two Scammers, 365DaysofSurfing and BigCookee a.k.a. James Leaman. Sifu hopes a Scammer will blow up 365DaysofSurfing's car.


In this clip, Sifu focuses his ire on 365DaysofSurfing. He rants about haircuts, frowns upon 365 streaming from his job at McDonalds, and California. As he proceeds to get enraged, his bitrape starts to become malicious because 365 is recording him, further exacerbating his anger. Also, 365 was illegally sent a debit card in Sifu's mother's name and he tried to use it.


365DaysofSurfing is a fake Christian, which we all know are full-on psychopaths and stalkers.


The bitrape starts to maliciously manipulated. The unraveling of Sifu is now in full swing. Massive lawsuits will be filed against Youtube, Google and the state of Pennsylvania.


Sifu squirts.


Sifu reveals who he thinks is the liquid Sifu account (SifuAmbiencee). It is James Leaman a.k.a. BigCookee.


Promises, not threats, are made that the Scammers will no longer have a face when he is done with them.


Elon's server will be shut down.
 
Normal-Style Human dijo:
Even though it's in the context of having a psychotic melty, him screaming "WHY THE FUCK" at the top of his lungs over his download speed is the most relatable thing ever.
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It really is, now every time I'm even minorly inconvenienced by technology I think of Sifu freaking the fuck out over the Bitrate.
 
Okay did a little diving on 365's channel and i think he might have been attempting a tard wrangle. Or he is a tard. The most likely scenario is he is a tard that was trying to tard wrangle sifu.
The reason i think this is i found a comment on one of 365's videos from a channel named "joey365" who is a moderator for 365DaysofSurfing's channel and when looking at Joey365's channel it is full of clips of MonkLife, Fishtank, Sam Hyde and other members of MDE.
Monklife is a minicow streamer that is talked about often in Keno Chat, its strange to me that someone a few degrees of separation away from sifu would also be into a more fringe cow that we talk about.


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Could also be that sifu is contagious and im starting to become a paranoid schizophrenic.
Hold that thought, i just got thirsty all of a sudden.
 
Bilbo Boglims dijo:
Okay did a little diving on 365's channel and i think he might have been attempting a tard wrangle. Or he is a tard. The most likely scenario is he is a tard that was trying to tard wrangle sifu.
The reason i think this is i found a comment on one of 365's videos from a channel named "joey365" who is a moderator for 365DaysofSurfing's channel and when looking at Joey365's channel it is full of clips of MonkLife, Fishtank, Sam Hyde and other members of MDE.
Monklife is a minicow streamer that is talked about often in Keno Chat, its strange to me that someone a few degrees of separation away from sifu would also be into a more fringe cow that we talk about.


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Could also be that sifu is contagious and im starting to become a paranoid schizophrenic.
Hold that thought, i just got thirsty all of a sudden.
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So is Sifu referring to two individuals 365DaysofSurfing and Joeyy365? I ask because there were times throughout this last stream he would only say 365.
 
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