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😵💫 SkitzocowAlexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.
Sifu believes that current YouTube jeet CEO is killed (or helped with it) previous CEO and he is actually a Russian (This Guy Is OLD! stream on 3:31:00)
Sifu A Sifu fan account left a comment on 365DaysoFsufing's short, "365 days of working out day 21."
ETA: 365DaysoFsurfing does IRL streaming in San Diego, CA.
Added correction.
Sifu has a conspiracy related to roads that they are covered with small stones to destroy your cars and general conspiracy about police/road safety. Funny "duuuuhh" moment from rant:
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Sifu being goofball and making funny noises (context: spammer with racist nickname/post):
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Sifu says that his ex is also interferenced and now she knows about it. It was said in the context that you need to protect your privacy to protect significant others.
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Also a bit more information about 365. Sifu rants a lot about him (not sure whether justified or not) and he mentions MDL, saying that he was attacked before him and there was haters/scammers targeting him as well. Apparently, MDL means Michael Does Life which you might now by this meme:
365 apparently did an IRL streams with Michael where, by Sifu's words, 365 acted very gay and when Sifu mentioned it to 365 he denied it. It all happened in the context of Sifu calling out 365 as a liar. 365 seems a bit fruity despite having a wife (maybe it is a "wife"), wears a make-up like some rock stars did and makes thumbnails with feminized pictures of himself.
Sifu believes that current YouTube jeet CEO is killed (or helped with it) previous CEO and he is actually a Russian (This Guy Is OLD! stream on 3:31:00)
Small correction: Sifu corrects himself later that the CEO is indeed an Indian just Russian spy. Also Russia with India can cause a cancer to people which was used on previous CEO.
These strange phenomena around Sifu should be scientifically studied. Maybe something like the Sifu Consciousness Project >> Dot that measures variance in the bit rate, RF noise, and the variance of the hamming distance of Trump tweets. It could be a tool he could monitor during streams to detect when improbability is increasing.
Sifu thinks that everyone likes Hassan because he is like a teddy bear. He also seems like does not believe in shock collar story, but maybe because Sifu is not invested into Hassan.
In Microsoft rant (mostly an anti-Indian rant) Sifu mentioned that he is considering switching to Linux. So we are potentially about to see new schizo kino of him monitoring /dev/random numbers to see whether Trump is fucking with him. There is also high chance of him calling Linux Torvalds (the creator and biggest maintainer of Linux) being Russian spy.
Angry narcissist schizos are the most boring kind of schizos.
Its one thing to be angry about glowing pedo lizards, its another thing entirely to think that you're so important and privy to such forbidden knowledge that the glowing pedo lizards would bother fucking with you.
If you actually knew something then you would have "jumped out of a window" or conveniently suicided by cop a long time ago.
Guys like this make it hard to enjoy "conspiracy" stuff because it always has to circle around to being about them. Thats how you end up with shit like Spirit Science or that kooky Mother God lady.
Sifu is the MASTER of dead-air:
He spaces out every sentence, takes time between each word, stretches all his vowels, and frequently delays his consonants. Clipping him is a fucking nightmare for anyone with ADHD, perhaps an intentional strategy to torture the Russian FBI hacker scammers watching his streams.
He really would excel in broadcasting, but alas, that would be a betrayal of his principles.
He spaces out every sentence, takes time between each word, stretches all his vowels, and frequently delays his consonants. Clipping him is a fucking nightmare for anyone with ADHD, perhaps an intentional strategy to torture the Russian FBI hacker scammers watching his streams.
Sifu calls Trump Romulan, but I have no idea about Star Trek lore, so any explanation is welcome.
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Trump and Epstein were rivals, not friends:
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Sifu is better at analysis that any computer will be.
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Sifu tells a story of a Christian person punching someone into face and playing victim which lead to Sifu being punished instead. Sifu saying that it was precursor of him learning martial arts and him being punished make me think that Sifu's face was punched.
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Did you know that Sifu's nickname actually stands for Sigmund Freud? Because he psychoanalyzed Trump and found out that the president is a gay.
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Sifu likes Gavin Newsom and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The Romulan were basically "what if the Roman Empire at its apex industrialised and became spacefaring?" Militaristic, hegemonic etc etc. He's just calling Trump a fascist in a roundabout way again.
Sifu tells a story of a Christian person punching someone into face and playing victim which lead to Sifu being punished instead. Sifu saying that it was precursor of him learning martial arts and him being punished make me think that Sifu's face was punched.
(This Guy Is OLD! stream on 3:31:00)
