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Not sure if Sam ever really was a wigger, he just exhibited wiggerish qualities and hired exclusively wiggers. But I suppose that would make him their king.
As far as I'm aware Sam still owns whatever company Fishtank is, he's just hands off with it. Fishtank is more like Sam's wigger vassal state now.
This faggot never focuses on making money, it seems like stagnation is the game for Jet Neptune. Whenever he redeems himself in people's eyes he finds a way to fuck it all up all over again.
I hope the gangbangs on the French Canadian (who was apparently stinky in her arrival to Florida) were worth it.
This is unfortunately not uncommon in Latin America, I've heard stories of Mexican farmers fucking chickens to death and throwing the corpses on the roof so their family doesn't see.
Possibly unpopular opinion:
Jet should just clean out the FT bank accounts and do his spaceship thing now.
I don't think Fishtank is getting more popular season over season, the income is probably the highest that it will ever be. They have everything working pretty well, S5 had the fewest technical difficulties of any season. I see no reason not to throw caution to the wind and make the project he's been wanting to make ASAP. It would lose more money than it makes, but it would also be a genre defining moment at or above the level of season 1.
I think back to something Neptune told me earlier, that his ultimate hope for Fishtank is to hold the show in a warehouse, inside a fully fabricated set designed to look like a spaceship. Rather than compete with each other, the cast will work as a team and remain on board for a full year. He hopes it will simulate, for audiences, the collective joy of witnessing the Apollo missions. “Those daily broadcasts,” he told me, “it was something everyone was following. The world hasn’t had that feeling of rooting for, like, an expedition for 60 years. Everyone who’s on the internet today doesn’t know what that’s like. But it must have been incredible.” It was an odd thing to say, since that very day the astronauts of the Artemis II mission splashed back down on Earth after flying by the moon...
This is killing me lmfao. Excellent journalism. Also, who the fuck is he saying smoked meth on the show? Did he just make that up? Is he referring to Sam's bit in S3?
On March 16, 2026, at 5:45 pm in a leafy suburb of Atlanta called Sandy Springs, police pound on the door of a neglected French Country–style mansion, rifles at the ready, bodycams rolling. Minutes earlier, a distress call came from someone claiming to be hiding from a gunman in the mansion's downstairs bathroom. The dispatcher heard a gunshot ring out in the distance, then the line disconnected. “Open the door!” an officer yells. A calm young man with a mullet and woolly eyebrows steps out, hands raised. The police ask him who else is in the...
This is killing me lmfao. Excellent journalism. Also, who the fuck is he saying smoked meth on the show? Did he just make that up? Is he referring to Sam's bit in S3?
It is probably referring to the Season 1 bit where Dontarius was caught smoking "crack" by Alex Stein, and then they had an argument with production about how it's medicinal crack so therefore it's ok before leaving.
On the 21st day of the most recent season, during a skirmish involving mops, brooms, and thrown piss, one fish named Bashir paused amid the fray and yelled, “What is the point of this?”
“It’s entertaining!” a producer called back.
“The Wire,” Bashir replied, “is more intellectual. You don't watch The Wire for people throwing shit.”
The producer glared at him. “OK, well, you’re not on the fucking Wire.”
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I float between the upstairs and the basement, where I chat with Neptune and the rest of the staff as they work. I talk with a producer named Mints, who operates the sound board, among other things. He’s 26 and has dark red hair, a mustache, and wire-framed glasses, and is wearing an argyle sweater above astonishingly ill-fitting pants
the photographer got it while he was there, the show is about letting weirdos be weirdos and it's wonderful and beautiful and terrible and disgusting and at the end of it all, somehow, it's art.
It's just sad the reporter left out that Fishtank is a gay dating show, that's such an important part of it
Good article. I think it overstates the darkness and debauchery but it had a fair take on the show.
lol
Fishtank is the OnlyFans of reality TV, a kind of uncensored, subscription-based, interactive voyeurism. It’s part of an emerging content ecosystem that tech writer Ryan Broderick calls “Chudtech,”
“Luckily the carpet is nice and soft this season,” Ottman says.
“I like sleeping on the floor,” says Taylor, who wears a knit cap, an untucked dress shirt and Japanese-seeming slippers. He has a full beard and dark, tired eyes.
“It’s nice and debasing,” Neptune agrees.
“It’s punishing,” says Taylor. “I don’t want to sleep on a bed anymore.”
“I don’t deserve it,” says Neptune
“I don’t fucking deserve it,” Taylor echoes. “When we’re filming, I feel so masochistic. It’s like, fuck it.
“Fuck my stupid life,” Neptune says. “I’m just an idiot who sleeps on the ground.”
It is probably referring to the Season 1 bit where Dontarius was caught smoking "crack" by Alex Stein, and then they had an argument with production about how it's medicinal crack so therefore it's ok before leaving.
Or it might be referring to that homeless couple during The Cell. Or maybe Sam when they revealed Fishtank during season 3 even though that was obviously fake
The reporter not realizing that Burt was experiencing major sexual gratification while being knocked around by Drake... This article is hilarious. So many great nuggets. I'd compile them all but there are a few every paragraph, it's worth just reading the whole thing.
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