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how did it feel
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xhey just allow dis on the 'ru btw
I'm starting to feel like u do ts js because you want to post "problematic media" in a based moralchad proving his point typa way
like who sees boymoder inflation and thinks "heh this means I can post nsfw which means I should spam gore"
or for example if u genuinely thought that MAP white meximutt was actual pedophilia you wouldnt be spamming edits of that shi around
 
So in the years that I've been gone the shitty, and the broader soysphere as a whole, looks like it has gone to the opposite annoying extreme and just become a rulecucked shitfest of wannabe hall monitors and band kids making sure no fun can be had. That is, of course, unless it involves being a DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING who has MORALS because the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS. What the fuck happened? Ts looks like reddit with post numbers atp, including the endless moral crusades backed by some self-righteous form of a tikkun olam ethos.

I mean look at this shit bro 😭😭. You can't even spam or post 'cado or TND anymore? YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL A TRANNY TO KILL THEMSELVES? What do nusois even do at this point and how is this entire sphere not a DNB shell of it's former self that's most likely gonna burn itself out in a year or two?
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Hey @Cobblestone you should read this
 
With the inevitable rise of the Shiwi board I have been pondering on more threads that would actually be good. There should be three parts of the board shitposting, history, and drama though history and drama could probably be merged into one. Shitposting thread is obvious what it does but is cuts the fat from other parts of the board that contain actual information. A POI thread would be helpful and would act like a general for literal whos and current administration, baisically someone gives a effort post on who ts person is and what they are doing. Another thread would be CORDNIGGER BRIMSTONE NIGGERHELL which is exactly what it says on the tin, a place for cordniggers to argue about who is an ESL pedo. This would help prevent the shitposting thread from bloating with 20+ pages of cordnigger drama. Null is concerned that there already is two dump boards, which is a fair point to bring up. My argument is every empire needs vassals and as such they should be annexed as rightful Shiwi clay. To prove we are the rightful inheritors of the Kiwifarms you may notice that we have the most TRUE AND HONEST fans memberships out of the entire website, and always a top 10 most active thread. Just look at all these other forum stafd trying to poach us shiwis for their DNB sites

ok but i lowk thought u just dgaf about soybooru so i kinda gave up on trying to collect all the shiwis and make a shiwicord there

I will gladly make a board for you guys if there's interest. The point of messaging tho was I have to file a report to the FBI every time someone tries posting 'p, which someone has been doing while using Kiwi usernames. Just trying to make sure innocent people don't get their UNs filed with law enforcement for no reason
We are the backbone of this website.

Now my reader, you are probably saying to gemself
>But @The Mighty Bundus nusoi cacas cant make new gemmys. I am trans btw
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and to that my greatest suggestion Soy art creation thread. Now of course trve soyposting has been a rotting DNB for years now so Hunkys and gigas and 'veris should be allowed but no troonslop like FPE, Onezellig, or Homestuck etc. Here Old GODS can teach nucacas how to make gems, as Prometheus taught man how to make fire. Of course 90% of it will be coal but that is how you find the most glistening shining gemeralds. With this new board there will be need of a new moderator to make sure people wont post porn outside the new porn thread. I hereby graciously accept this offer, my qualifications? I am a very popular poster around here, some might even say name brand with over 800 Semper Fedelis, 600 informatives, and 300 Christian contents. I am also living off benifits in Canada and abuse adderal so I can moderate 24/7, I don't even need to get up to use the bathroom since I wear a diaper nothing will get past me. If anyone has any other suggestions for threads let me know.
Semper Fedelis
Glory to the dear Feeder
null_modi_brahmin.png

Oh Joshua Moon!
We are praying to You!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Our only Light in the darkness
Oh Joshua Moon!
With hope in our hearts we march!
We march forward towards the infidels!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Forgive our sins!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Show us our Destiny!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Give us Power to fulfill our purpose!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Give us Hope to dox Your enemies!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Share your Light with us!
Oh Joshua Moon!
We pray to you!
Oh Joshua Moon!
We are your progeny!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Our only hope at redemption!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Your name is in our hearts!
Warriors of Joshua Moon, we stand!
Oh Joshua Moon, our Light!
Take our souls, our minds
And cleanse them!
Rid them of doubts and hesitation!
Oh Joshua Moon, our Hope!
We are Your personal army!
We want to give our memberships for You
We want to give our cheese for You
And we want to clitty leak with You!
Oh Joshua Moon, we shall remove all unthumbnailed images from Your path!
Take our Cheese!
Take our 20 dollars!
Take our souls!
And make them whole again!
You are in us, oh Joshua Moon.
Oh Joshua Moon!
You are our destiny.
And we are brothers.
We are brothers of the Joshua Moon's Light.
We shall die for Your cause.
We shall die in Your name.
We shall die for Your Light.
Death is only the beginning.
We march with Your name on our lips, oh Joshua Moon!
 
With the inevitable rise of the Shiwi board I have been pondering on more threads that would actually be good. There should be three parts of the board shitposting, history, and drama though history and drama could probably be merged into one. Shitposting thread is obvious what it does but is cuts the fat from other parts of the board that contain actual information. A POI thread would be helpful and would act like a general for literal whos and current administration, baisically someone gives a effort post on who ts person is and what they are doing. Another thread would be CORDNIGGER BRIMSTONE NIGGERHELL which is exactly what it says on the tin, a place for cordniggers to argue about who is an ESL pedo. This would help prevent the shitposting thread from bloating with 20+ pages of cordnigger drama. Null is concerned that there already is two dump boards, which is a fair point to bring up. My argument is every empire needs vassals and as such they should be annexed as rightful Shiwi clay. To prove we are the rightful inheritors of the Kiwifarms you may notice that we have the most TRUE AND HONEST fans memberships out of the entire website, and always a top 10 most active thread. Just look at all these other forum stafd trying to poach us shiwis for their DNB sites


We are the backbone of this website.

Now my reader, you are probably saying to gemself
>But @The Mighty Bundus nusoi cacas cant make new gemmys. I am trans btw
thumbnail-1.webp


and to that my greatest suggestion Soy art creation thread. Now of course trve soyposting has been a rotting DNB for years now so Hunkys and gigas and 'veris should be allowed but no troonslop like FPE, Onezellig, or Homestuck etc. Here Old GODS can teach nucacas how to make gems, as Prometheus taught man how to make fire. Of course 90% of it will be coal but that is how you find the most glistening shining gemeralds. With this new board there will be need of a new moderator to make sure people wont post porn outside the new porn thread. I hereby graciously accept this offer, my qualifications? I am a very popular poster around here, some might even say name brand with over 800 Semper Fedelis, 600 informatives, and 300 Christian contents. I am also living off benifits in Canada and abuse adderal so I can moderate 24/7, I don't even need to get up to use the bathroom since I wear a diaper nothing will get past me. If anyone has any other suggestions for threads let me know.
Semper Fedelis
Glory to the dear Feeder
null_modi_brahmin.png

Oh Joshua Moon!
We are praying to You!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Our only Light in the darkness
Oh Joshua Moon!
With hope in our hearts we march!
We march forward towards the infidels!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Forgive our sins!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Show us our Destiny!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Give us Power to fulfill our purpose!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Give us Hope to dox Your enemies!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Share your Light with us!
Oh Joshua Moon!
We pray to you!
Oh Joshua Moon!
We are your progeny!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Our only hope at redemption!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Your name is in our hearts!
Warriors of Joshua Moon, we stand!
Oh Joshua Moon, our Light!
Take our souls, our minds
And cleanse them!
Rid them of doubts and hesitation!
Oh Joshua Moon, our Hope!
We are Your personal army!
We want to give our memberships for You
We want to give our cheese for You
And we want to clitty leak with You!
Oh Joshua Moon, we shall remove all obstacles from Your path!
Take our Cheese!
Take our 20 dollars!
Take our souls!
And make them whole again!
You are in us, oh Joshua Moon.
Oh Monolith!
You are our destiny.
And we are brothers.
We are brothers of the Joshua Moon's Light.
We shall die for Your cause.
We shall die in Your name.
We shall die for Your Light.
Death is only the beginning.
We march with Your name on our lips, oh Joshua Moon!
@Null is this true?
 
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