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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votos: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votos: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votos: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votos: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votos: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votos: 685 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votos: 717 31.1%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votos: 267 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votos: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votos: 1,151 49.9%
  • Kindness

    Votos: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votos: 313 13.6%

  • Total de votantes
    2,308
What's funny about it is that it's the exact type of documentary that could become a cult classic at the very least and propel Ash into being able to make proper documentaries. But his refusal to barely touch on the subject just shows you that just like YWNBAW, he'll also NBAD (Never Be A Documentarian).

He wouldn't even have had to get completely malicious about it. He could've easily just edited them into being completely naive idiots who had no idea how to actually run a farm (likely true too).
Just to add to your point: there's actually quite a few beloved documentaries that follow a person or subculture on a well-meaning but doomed pursuit, and do so in a way that presents the documentary subjects in a favourable light. Off the top of my head I can think of: Anvil, I think we're alone now, American movie, and The Queen of Versailles.

This approach is unacceptable to Ash and his pro-troon audience because it would require the film to lean into the weirdness of the Tranch, and then ultimately come to grips with the fact that the tranch was probably always doomed to fail.

What the media wanted, and what Ash wanted, was for the Tranch to be a symbol that troons aren't helpless basket cases and could actually be tough self-sustaining preppers. It also needed to reinforce a world view that the rest of the world is full of nazis and troons are on the brink of being genocided. They'd rather memory hole the whole thing rather than present tranch leadership as well meaning but ultimately out of their depth, or present the locals as confused by the tranch but not especially evil or bigoted.
 
Man that game is AWFUL I mean just look at this nigger
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Slipping on peepee. Watch out he's gonna sue you!
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Words cannot express how bad it is. There is a game here, but the progression is completely nonsensical and unintuitive on top of being ugly as shit. This is a child's first game, which he would forever cringe at for the rest of his life because it's so bad.

Best part is this retarted nigger accidentally left an entire second copy of the game in the files, doubling the file size. And I love the copyright like anybody in their right mind would ever try to steal this.
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Man that game is AWFUL I mean just look at this nigger
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Slipping on peepee. Watch out he's gonna sue you!
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Words cannot express how bad it is. There is a game here, but the progression is completely nonsensical and unintuitive on top of being ugly as shit. This is a child's first game, which he would forever cringe at for the rest of his life because it's so bad.

Best part is this retarted nigger accidentally left an entire second copy of the game in the files, doubling the file size. And I love the copyright like anybody in their right mind would ever try to steal this.
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mfw

That just screams "9000 hours in mspaint".
If that green-eyed gazonga slipped on peepee at the Costco he could have a nice little payday and change his name to Lucky.
 
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Thread got bumped and I remembered Jen exists.
He got his second smaller project done https://norintha.itch.io/shadowflame-keep and has returned to work on his magnum opus
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He admits that the art is bad.

Here is the RPGmaker forum thread for it, all five posts.
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Demo1 [Fklky20uzjc].mp4



And finally here is me playing it for a painful thirteen minutes.
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You're thinking too much like a cissie
You're supposed to use the vine on yourself to ACK
 
Didn't do a very good job of it.
Phil had a really shitty childhood, how he turned out wasn't his grandparents' fault. They probably did the best they could.
In Penny’s blog posts, he describes his early life as being full of abuse at the hands of his parents, and mentions that he was eventually removed from their care and raised by his grandparents. So Anahid might actually be his grandmother.

TBH it’s hard not to feel a bit sorry for Penny after reading the first of his blog posts. He was apparently abused off and on by his parents until the age of five, and raped repeatedly by a babysitter for several years starting at the age of seven.

Crossposting myself from the Kevin thread.
Phil seemed to genuinely love and admire Anahid, and she loved him. He had a nice tribute to her somewhere, but this is all I can find rn, from 2021.
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Here's them together in the Ash Coyote doc, from a post in 2023.
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A reminder that she was based to the end.
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