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💪 Tough GuysPatrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Do we know if Big Nic has a car?
Does she just stay at home all the time too? I can't imagine that Fatrick would let her drive Susan or his motor scooter. Perhaps all of her paramores fart her around town.
The thread is too big to be searching for an answer & I was curious.
Do we know if Big Nic has a car?
Does she just stay at home all the time too? I can't imagine that Fatrick would let her drive Susan or his motor scooter. Perhaps all of her paramores fart her around town.
The thread is too big to be searching for an answer & I was curious.
Not sure if she has a car but I seem to remember Rick saying she had a bike of her own?
We know she goes to the park to bird watch but that's about it.
Yep, wall-to-wall liars and weirdos in the patverse.
I mean this is who we’re talking about here:
In the good old days people like her and Pat would be ‘attractions’ in some kind of traveling fair, but as it is they’re (very) minor movers and shakers in the world of sci-fi. Troubling.
I think maybe since the judgement he’s decided to go cap-in-hand to a few people with: ‘Look, you can see how much duress I was under then! The courts found heavily in my favour! This explains my behaviour, let’s start again?’ And ol’ thunder thighs Varney has heard about it? May be giving her too much credit though and she’s just talking shit.
Or maybe he’s been pitching a book about the ‘victorious conclusion’ to his ‘stalking saga’? Wasn’t the latest podcast appearance titled something like ‘how to survive internet gangstalking’? Maybe that’s the angle.
Isn't rick the biggest Harris stan the world has ever seen? Like, the one thing he can claim from the beginning is being all onboard the Harris train (a damn long one, if what I hear is even remotely true)?
Pat has no control over his life and nothing but an alcohol addiction to wake up for. His daughter is gone and trying to repair that relationship would be letting the idiots win. He has no job and his wife pays for everything.
It’s almost certain that Rick works, the numbers simply don’t add up otherwise. There’s been glimpses of what seemed to be a WFH setup in the background of previous pictures and there’s the case of his up-to-date insurance license etc.
It’s a basic job completely unbefitting of a ‘six figure author’, which kills him of course.
I think he has some kind of limited interaction with his daughter these days too. It was a good few years ago that Jon told the other forum about Rick being too Rick for it to occur but I personally think things may have changed a bit there. Whether it was via his parents sorting their own access through Ade or his daughter reaching a certain age and asking questions and Rick now gets an occasional, weird, awkward ‘supervised’ visit with strict and clear stipulation that he doesn’t share/mention shit on social media to protect her from his ‘stalkers’. I think it occurs.
Wrong again. They are brooms, not mops. After all, they're gathering water, not cleaning it up. The narration from "Fantasia" confirms this:
One day, for instance, when he'd been told by his master to carry water to fill a cauldron, he had the brilliant idea of bringing a broomstick to life to carry the water for him. Well, this worked very well at first. Unfortunately, however, having forgotten the magic formula that would make the broomstick stop carrying the water, he found he'd started something he couldn't finish.
This is also confirmed by numerous other Disney materials:
Here is a salient excerpt from Goethe's poem, on which the Disney animation is based. As you can see, it refers to BROOMS, not MOPS. (As a Nazi, I presume that you are fluent in German.)
Und nun komm, du alter Besen, Nimm die schlechten Lumpenhüllen! Bist schon lange Knecht gewesen: Nun erfülle meinen Willen! Auf zwei Beinen stehe, Oben sei ein Kopf, Eile nun und gehe Mit dem Wassertopf!
a while ago I found this in the wild and it made me laugh, sorry if it's already been posted
the context is that somebody started a thread on the Steam forums whinging about people not playing team games in THE FINALS - after 5 pages of this, a wild shitposter appears:
the OP responds, very likely knowing nothing about Tomlinson:
the shitposter then replies while channelling the spirit of Pat:
I don't know if Fat will use his war chest to go after Leslie, go after White Jackie, or even try to get Bernard extradited. He will absolutely blow all that cash on a Quasi 2.0 scenario and no matter what, we win.
Here is a salient excerpt from Goethe's poem, on which the Disney animation is based. As you can see, it refers to BROOMS, not MOPS. (As a Nazi, I presume that you are fluent in German.)
You are found guilty of being an idiot and are sentenced to death. Enjoy prison.
Oh, I assumed they used the water themselves, rather than just fetched it for him. I should have known better than to challenge Patrick S. Tomlinson, literary genius. This is how I chose to end my life. This is the flintlock pistol I used to shoot myself with, causing me to die from my wounds twelve hours later.
Kiwi frens, I have a bad feeling about this...
Flower boxes can be heavy, yeah? and of course hold wet dirt. He's trying to speed run the rot and mold. Unbelievably stupid. First time he lurches when standing up, and drunkard that he is he will, he's smashing into the railing.
Welp, guess how I spent my settlement moneys 1/32. Good news is he will need to hire competent professionals to make the ha' hovel handicap accessible.
Here is a salient excerpt from Goethe's poem, on which the Disney animation is based. As you can see, it refers to BROOMS, not MOPS. (As a Nazi, I presume that you are fluent in German.)
You are found guilty of being an idiot and are sentenced to death. Enjoy prison.
Kiwi frens, I have a bad feeling about this... Ver archivo adjunto 9089077
Flower boxes can be heavy, yeah? and of course hold wet dirt. He's trying to speed run the rot and mold. Unbelievably stupid. First time he lurches when standing up, and drunkard that he is he will, he's smashing into the railing.
Welp, guess how I spent my settlement moneys 1/32. Good news is he will need to hire competent professionals to make the ha' hovel handicap accessible.
Kiwi frens, I have a bad feeling about this... Ver archivo adjunto 9089077
Flower boxes can be heavy, yeah? and of course hold wet dirt. He's trying to speed run the rot and mold. Unbelievably stupid. First time he lurches when standing up, and drunkard that he is he will, he's smashing into the railing.
Welp, guess how I spent my settlement moneys 1/32. Good news is he will need to hire competent professionals to make the ha' hovel handicap accessible.
Just as I think Pat has reached peak retardation, he bestows upon us something that could (hopefully) cripple him in the not-too-distant future. That balustrade is going to kill someone. It's already warped, but I wouldn't trust Pat to do something straight in the first place.
Another picture to look back on and laugh. I fucking love to ridicule this guy.
Or maybe he’s been pitching a book about the ‘victorious conclusion’ to his ‘stalking saga’? Wasn’t the latest podcast appearance titled something like ‘how to survive internet gangstalking’? Maybe that’s the angle.
He's going to make them himself isn't he? I don't know whether he means planters he's going to stand directly on the fatio or something he's going to hang off the rail but either way it's fucked. He's going to go one of two ways: fail to drill drainage holes so the boxes gain weight like a liar lying about his post highschool poundage or he's going to drill in the wrong place and cause cascades of dirt speckled water to rot out anything it touches.
I question secureness of those posts to the roof. I do not think enough has been done so if someone was to lean on it or fall onto it that it would hold if they were over 170 pounds or so. And from what little I know of patrick, I think he's at least in the 200s.
Kiwi frens, I have a bad feeling about this... Ver archivo adjunto 9089077
Flower boxes can be heavy, yeah? and of course hold wet dirt. He's trying to speed run the rot and mold. Unbelievably stupid. First time he lurches when standing up, and drunkard that he is he will, he's smashing into the railing.
Welp, guess how I spent my settlement moneys 1/32. Good news is he will need to hire competent professionals to make the ha' hovel handicap accessible.
