Respuestas al mensaje #43,490

Tfw it's so hot you turn into a fucking pirate. Yea I might already be sunburnt but at least I don't have scurvy.

Someone needs to pay for making me open my fucking window. Every time I do it some bastard buzzing bug decides it wants to come inside and it...

Bet it's a good time of year to be Warwick Davis, he can empty the freezer and sit inside. Clearly a doctor.

It's not that hot. I've been this hot when I was a kid. Just sit in the shade and drink some barley water. Eat a carrot. Put your feet in a bowl...

Look it’s been the longest most desolate miserable winter in years. Today it’s sunny. Enjoy it. Ah, one of the ‘sun cream is for poofters’ types...