🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Jobst v. Mitchell 0:26-cv-60997 — District Court, S.D. Florida

  • Docket No.
    0:26-cv-60997
  • Court
    District Court, S.D. Florida
  • Filed
    7 de Abr, 2026
  • Nature of Suit
    360 P.I.: Other
  • Cause
    28:1332 Diversity
  • Jurisdiction
    Diversity
  • Jury Demand
    Plaintiff
  • Last Filing
    24 de Jun, 2026

Parties (2)

Parties
William James Mitchell, Karl Jobst

Recent Filings (showing 5 of 31)

# Date Description Filing
28 24 de Jun, 2026 MOTION TO STRIKE AMENDED REPLY IN SUPPORT OF DEFENDANT'S MOTION TO DISMISS PLAINTIFF'S FIRST AMENDED 25 First MOTION for Leave to File by Karl Jobst. Responses due by 7/9/2026. (ksr) (Entered: 06/25/2026) PDF
27 24 de Jun, 2026 MOTION TO STRIKE AMENDED REPLY IN SUPPORT OF DEFENDANT'S MOTION FOR SECURITY FOR COSTS 26 First MOTION for Leave to File by Karl Jobst. Responses due by 7/9/2026. (ksr) (Entered: 06/25/2026) PDF
26 23 de Jun, 2026 First MOTION for Leave to File by William James Mitchell. Responses due by 7/8/2026. (Attachments: # 1 Exhibit PROPOSED AMENDED REPLY)(Mitchell, Michele) (Entered: 06/24/2026) 1 2
25 22 de Jun, 2026 First MOTION for Leave to File by William James Mitchell. Responses due by 7/7/2026. (Attachments: # 1 Exhibit Proposed Amended Reply in Support of Motion to Dismiss)(Mitchell, Michele) (Entered: 06/23/2026) 1 2
24 18 de Jun, 2026 First REPLY in Support of Motion re 17 Defendant's MOTION for Bill of Costs (Security for Costs). filed by William James Mitchell. (Mitchell, Michele) (Entered: 06/19/2026) PDF
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I'm surprised that Karl "reliable narrator" Jobst, Dunning-Kruger moron that he is, hasn't made a video outlining his strategy for this lawsuit and how there's absolutely no way Billy can win.
Googling "how 2 sue 4 defamation" is essentially the same as years of legal experience after all, you absolute legends.
 
Stupid Faggot dijo:
I'm surprised that Karl "reliable narrator" Jobst, Dunning-Kruger moron that he is, hasn't made a video outlining his strategy for this lawsuit and how there's absolutely no way Billy can win.
Googling "how 2 sue 4 defamation" is essentially the same as years of legal experience after all, you absolute legends.
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Karl has said he won't be talking about the lawsuit, but will discuss general law.

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Which makes me wonder what he is really trying to achieve out of this. It is going to cost him time and money. I can't find a single video from anyone saying suing Billy Mitchell was a good idea. If he is not going to talk about it he won't be making content so not making money and pretty much everyone is going to make negative videos about it. I can't really see how this lolsuit is going to help him unless the goal is to cost Billy Mitchell money, but Billy Mitchell is not short of money. My prediction is Karl loss and owes Billy Mitchel even more money. Than Karl will have given Billy Mitchell two wins. Not really seeing the end goal here.
 
LunarSync dijo:
Which makes me wonder what he is really trying to achieve out of this.
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I can only see two goals:
  1. It's legal harassment, because Karl thinks Billy has to spend more on lawyers than the cost of filing the lawsuit, i.e. "I lose less money than you lose" and Karl is convinced it's a 200 IQ elite gamer move
  2. Karl is genuinely butthurt about losing to Billy and believes he is entitled to damages
 
LunarSync dijo:
Karl has said he won't be talking about the lawsuit, but will discuss general law.

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Which makes me wonder what he is really trying to achieve out of this. It is going to cost him time and money. I can't find a single video from anyone saying suing Billy Mitchell was a good idea. If he is not going to talk about it he won't be making content so not making money and pretty much everyone is going to make negative videos about it. I can't really see how this lolsuit is going to help him unless the goal is to cost Billy Mitchell money, but Billy Mitchell is not short of money. My prediction is Karl loss and owes Billy Mitchel even more money. Than Karl will have given Billy Mitchell two wins. Not really seeing the end goal here.
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He just want to prove to the world that ChatGPT can be used as law advising in lolsuits. that's all this albino wants i guess?:thinking:

I still have my doubts on why doris would allow his broke husband to keep getting involved with billy after being humiliated at his homeland in front of a judge & public.

Maybe I'm not able to see the whole picture because thank goddess for not being albino neither a faggot to try to get around his mindset. But i will keep saying he just really have a deathwish or his ego can't grasp the defeat from the american hot sauces man with mullet & tie defeated him masterfully.

The more karl wants to keep playing with fire. the more i want billy to keep doing victory laps with creative promo codes if you know what i mean lol.
 
Is Karl trying to mislead the court?

Karl is requesting the court allow him to file electronical rather than by post as it is expensive and slow to do it from Australia.

However, it is interesting what he wrote referencing case law.
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What is interesting is that I found the case law that he cited.

Karl removed part of the quote (Shown in red) and replaced it with ...
"At a minimum, this would include both financial and physical barriers that make it extraordinarily difficult to acquire postage and submit envelopes to a mail carrier, and to otherwise deliver papers to the court."

Even people in jail who represent themselves are required to post to the court as they still have access to postage stamps. So unless Karl can convince the court Australia has run out of postage stamps I can't see how this will get granted.

I think Karl thinks the judge is a dumb ass and would not check the case law before making a ruling.
 
LunarSync dijo:
Is Karl trying to mislead the court?

Karl is requesting the court allow him to file electronical rather than by post as it is expensive and slow to do it from Australia.

However, it is interesting what he wrote referencing case law.
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What is interesting is that I found the case law that he cited.

Karl removed part of the quote (Shown in red) and replaced it with ...
"At a minimum, this would include both financial and physical barriers that make it extraordinarily difficult to acquire postage and submit envelopes to a mail carrier, and to otherwise deliver papers to the court."

Even people in jail who represent themselves are required to post to the court as they still have access to postage stamps. So unless Karl can convince the court Australia has run out of postage stamps I can't see how this will get granted.

I think Karl thinks the judge is a dumb ass and would not check the case law before making a ruling.
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LiquidChrisRespecter dijo:
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SUFFAH, JOBST! :story:
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Looks like Karl is learning first hand the meaning of a quote commonly attributed to a certain lawyer named Abraham Lincoln: "A man who represents himself, has a fool for a client." But something tells me he doesn't understand who the fool is yet and is still hoping it will end up being Mitchell by the end of this retarded lawsuit.
 
This is worse then tripping at the stating line, this is stepping on a rake at the registration booth, and not in the funny sideshow Bob way but actually impaleing his foot on a rake.
 
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