Respuestas al mensaje #43,557

they're gaining sentience

Not sure how much it's worth, but using some dubious calorie calculator I found on a quick search, and hypothetically if this guy is consuming...

Nobody needs 3500 calories for a sedentary lifestyle. This gluttonous shapeshifter needs to stop immediately.

There's no way this guy isn't just a fat fuck with his flapjack man titties just rapidly enlarging from eating 3500 fucking calories PLUS beer, so...