Respuestas al mensaje #46,769

This gave me such bad whiplash I had to read it twice this would make me kill myself holy shit.

Stack another onto the 'shit I would not admit even if tortured' list. That shit would go to the grave.

what?

Why would anyone feel the urge to share something like this? Is it naivety? Boredom? I want to dissect Redditors like you would a frog. I need to...

I'm not catholic so correct me if wrong but how are priests getting this much one-on-one access to kids anyway? Like teachers are alone with kids...

Don't post anything from r/bigdickproblems, I don't want you people to dox all my reddit posts.

I had to do a triple take on this one holy fuck. reddit will see shit like this and then say "hm, I think the vaguley chuddy warhammer subreddit...

I wonder if these posts are actually real, or if they're just people trolling.

I swear to GodBear himself that if this happened to me I would take that nigga out then myself. That's one of those "Can't go on the same"s, I'd say.

What's really funny are the "alternatives" they give instead of buying a gun Bruh

My professional advice: Just rope urself my man

I don't believe this happened, but if it did, here's a concise summary: