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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
EDIT: Jet said he wanted bashir to win to all the contestants.
Bashir is the first fish to sort of get what Jet meant by saying Fishtank is "advancing the culture" back in his old infamous Twitter post. Now obviously they don't see eye to eye on what that means specifically, but I think Jet just appreciates someone who sees a high concept vision for the show and worked hard towards that direction.
 
Challenge: Best model photoshoot


Drake (HE WONT HOLD A POSE FOR MORE THAN HALF A SECOND SO ALL THE PICS SUCK)

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Twins (They're so adorable and they at least held poses longer to screenshot)

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JDRA: B 6 | J 7 | L 8
TWIN: B 8 | J 7 | L 9

Point: Twins

Side plot: gay black dudes arguing and alex B wont stop talking shit to Drake.

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Challenge: Best model photoshoot


Drake (HE WONT HOLD A POSE FOR MORE THAN HALF A SECOND SO ALL THE PICS SUCK)

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Twins (They're so adorable and they at least held poses longer to screenshot)

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JDRA: B 6 | J 7 | L 8
TWIN: B 8 | J 7 | L 9

Point: Twins

Side plot: gay black dudes arguing and alex B wont stop talking shit to Drake.

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Faggots eating good tonight
 
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