🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Richie being kidnapped after "stealing" Vimp's shoe:

This is scripted but amusing. Recording got fubar'd after this but there was negotiations that broke down over the pork in pepperoni pizza.
 
After seeing everything on their clothes washed out to blank/white when the cameras go to nightmode, they should look into getting merch printed that looks normal in regular light, but has They Live style messages on it in infared.
 
jet told everyone to go into the jacuzzi room for a challenge.
they all shuffled in and he told them its a "smell my piss challenge"
james drake fell over and needed help
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Day 27 recap:
 
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Current Stox (highest to lowest):
BASH 61 (+4 since approx. 30 hours ago)
TWIN 45 (-10)
JDRA 44 (+3)
BURT 28 (-20)
DYAY 27 (-4)
LAND 26 (-2)
BLCY 26 (-6)
LARA 26 (-6)
ROBO 25 (-3)
VIMP 25 (-4)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,906 (+43)
The Twins 1,540 (+41)
James Drake 1,519 (+19)
Burt 1,221 (+9)
Landon 1,078 (-3)
Laura 992 (-55)
Bliccy 817 (+19)
Duany’ay 817 (-9)
Vimp 687 (-11)
 

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Everything about what Binx has done in the arena angers me.
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First row is 4 numbers.... all rows after are 5. The rows alternate direction the numbers are facing based off of the direction Binx was moving while writing them down.
Shes been doing this for over 2 hours now.
 
Plasticise dijo:
Everything about what Binx has done in the arena angers me.
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First row is 4 numbers.... second is 5. The rows alternate direction the numbers are facing based off of the direction Binx was moving while writing them down.
Shes been doing this for over 2 hours now.
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It's obviously some kind of board game. You start on the blank square then work your way around, I'd imagine. So make sense how she did it.
 
Plasticise dijo:
Everything about what Binx has done in the arena angers me.
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First row is 4 numbers.... second is 5. The rows alternate direction the numbers are facing based off of the direction Binx was moving while writing them down.
Shes been doing this for over 2 hours now.
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I noticed that. I was really hoping that was the design she was given and isn't actually retarded enough to only paint them in the direction she's facing.....
 
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I noticed that. I was really hoping that was the design she was given and isn't actually retarded enough to only paint them in the direction she's facing.....
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shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)

btw shes still doing this
its been like 3 hours
and tts has been absolutely dragging her the whole time
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>Jet really tried to make sure Bashir gets imunity so it's a clash of the titans in the final
>Managed to somehow fuck it up

Truly Goranian.
 
SneakEnergy dijo:
It's obviously some kind of board game. You start on the blank square then work your way around, I'd imagine. So make sense how she did it.
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I noticed that. I was really hoping that was the design she was given and isn't actually retarded enough to only paint them in the direction she's facing.....
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shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)
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They gave them a Chess/Checker set this morning to practice with so i think its more likely something like either of those.
Bashir was saying he does not remember how to play so he hopes its not Chess. I doubt Drake knows Chess.
 
bookers dijo:
shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)

btw shes still doing this
its been like 3 hours
and tts has been absolutely dragging her the whole time
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I heard it could be a spin on El Estanque's challenge.

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They roll a large die, and each tile has something different. On El Estanque, some tiles required players to drink purified cow urine (an Indian ritual drink) or take a pie to the face; one tile was even an elimination tile.
 
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