Lolcow LLC v. Liz Fong-Jones (1:26-cv-02059, S.D.N.Y.)

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Lolcow LLC v. Fong-Jones 1:26-cv-02059 — District Court, S.D. New York

  • Docket No.
    1:26-cv-02059
  • Court
    District Court, S.D. New York
  • Filed
    11 de Mar, 2026
  • Nature of Suit
    820 Copyright
  • Cause
    28:2201cp Declaratory Judgment (Copyright)
  • Jurisdiction
    Federal Question
  • Jury Demand
    None
  • Last Filing
    25 de Jun, 2026

Parties (9)

Parties
Doe 7 a/k/a GettrGrifter, Doe 6 a/k/a The Mass Shooter Ron Soye, Doe 5 a/k/a Dread First, Doe 4 a/k/a Teriyakiburns, Doe 3 a/k/a Diggus Bickus, Doe 2 a/k/a Sexy Senior Citizen, Doe 1 a/k/a 3MMA, Zhen Elizabeth Fong-Jones, Lolcow LLC

Recent Filings (showing 5 of 68)

# Date Description Filing
53 25 de Jun, 2026 LETTER MOTION for Conference re: [51] Answer to Complaint, Counterclaim addressed to Judge Katherine Polk Failla from Lolcow LLC (Attorney Matthew Hardin) dated June 26, 2026. Document filed by Lolcow LLC..(Hardin, Matthew) PDF
52 25 de Jun, 2026 THIRD PARTY COMPLAINT against Doe 1 a/k/a 3MMA, Doe 2 a/k/a Sexy Senior Citizen, Doe 3 a/k/a Diggus Bickus, Doe 4 a/k/a Teriyakiburns, Doe 5 a/k/a Dread First, Doe 6 a/k/a The Mass Shooter Ron Soye, Doe 7 a/k/a GettrGrifter.Document filed by Zhen Elizabeth Fong-Jones..(Haygood, Lane) (Entered: 06/26/2026) PDF
51 25 de Jun, 2026 ANSWER to 1 Complaint,., COUNTERCLAIM against Lolcow LLC. Document filed by Zhen Elizabeth Fong-Jones. (Attachments: # 1 Affidavit Declaration of Lane A. Haygood, # 2 Exhibit Exhibit A).(Haygood, Lane) (Entered: 06/26/2026) 1 2 3
50 25 de Jun, 2026 MEMO ENDORSEMENT on re: 48 Letter, filed by Doe 6 a/k/a The Mass Shooter Ron Soye, Doe 5 a/k/a Dread First, Doe 4 a/k/a Teriyakiburns, Doe 3 a/k/a Diggus Bickus, Doe 2 a/k/a Sexy Senior Citizen, Doe 7 a/k/a GettrGrifter, Doe 1 a/k/a 3MMA. ENDORSEMENT: Because Does 1-7 are presently third parties to this case, in order for Defendant to properly implead them, she must file a third-party complaint against them pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 14. In other words, it is insufficient for Defendant to bring counterclaims against Does 1-7 in her answer to Plaintiff's complaint. Assuming Defendant files a third-party complaint that brings the Doe Defendants into the case, the Court accepts the Randazza firm's representation that it is not presently authorized to accept service on any such Defendant's behalf. (Signed by Judge Katherine Polk Failla on 6/26/2026) (rro) (Entered: 06/26/2026) PDF
49 24 de Jun, 2026 ORDER granting 45 Letter Motion for Extension of Time to File Response/Reply. The Clerk of Court is directed to terminate the pending motion at docketentry 45. Replies due by 7/6/2026. (Signed by Judge Katherine Polk Failla on 6/24/2026) (rro) (Entered: 06/25/2026) PDF
Conference scheduled.
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Yes, the wheels of justice turn slowly.
 
I don't trust a female judge to look beyond "girl got feelings hurt, man say bad word, man guilty."
Counterpoint: Women judge each other harshly, especially on matters of personal grooming, presentation and style.

However, Elliot is not a woman.

I can only assume Elliot's attempted to have non-consensual "girl talks" with GiveSendGo, triggering them to contact Hardin with prayers.
If that happened, I hope they have receipts and are willing to testify to it.
 
Counterpoint: Women judge each other harshly, especially on matters of personal grooming, presentation and style.

However, Elliot is not a woman.
No, but left leaning women do tend to put gay men/trannies into a seperate category than man OR woman. They're special, and sassy. They can have the benefit of misogyny with the victimhood of gay combined. Or at least that's what my mom thinks when watching RuPauls drag race. I hope this judge is decent.
 
Conference scheduled.
Ver archivo adjunto 8836994
Yes, the wheels of justice turn slowly.
I just realized this is 10 days before LFJ's response deadline, June 22. That's a little weird, maybe the court wants to talk about the subpoenas before receiving a response. If it did, then issuing them first is also weird, but the docket doesn't show Null has formally challenged them to cause a conflict needing resolution.
 
Adam West's humble kiwi rant.

It's so surreal to me, I've been lurking since 2016-2017. I got in trouble for checking the Steven paddock thread from the school computer. Started watching MATI religiously during the mumkey saga. Started posting. I remember the more innocent days of people like Pad. I remember when the biggest issue was Yaniv and to see him powerless is genuinely surreal. We look at the average kiwi, a holdout from the old Internet, quarantined to a forum in the middle of nowhere. He is a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother, a son, a mere man. A man fighting against genuinely evil people. People with resources that we're too moral to even consider. People with expendable income, to burn, just to hurt us, because he rightfully call this freakish man in a dress a man.
Despite being just a man, we are such a tangible threat to their existence, that we, the humble kiwi, occupy their mind 24/7, without fail. For the humble kiwi has something these demonic freaks do not, and it is UNITY. These absolute demons, are incapable of stabbing one another in the back, the moment a Google doc or a tweet goes up, decrying one problematic.

The kiwi has unity. And this unity is what gives us the strength, to fight.
God bless America, and God bless the Sneed-clave.
 
also what the fuck is wrong with her faceKatherine_Failla.jpg
OH THIS IS REAL BAD
This is exactly the type of woman I meant who would bend over backwards, pussy first for a tranny. A poor, disadvantaged asian tranny.
Oh. Oh this is bad.
NGL its not great. However, something worth considering is she is the District Judge who is not the Magistrate Judge. This case doesn't seem to have been assigned to a Magistrate Judge yet. The Magistrate Judge will likely be the one deciding most everything so it is unknown. I suppose theoretically district judges can decided to just try a case like this but nearly always they send it to a Magistrate Judge who handles everything for them and extremely big decisions in the case have to done by the District Judge.

Pray for a decent Magistrate Judge.
 
I know this might be a big ask for some of you autists, but please exercise a smidgeon of restraint and DO NOT preemptively doom or insult the judge for this case. Thank you! :)
NGL its not great. However, something worth considering is she is the District Judge who is not the Magistrate Judge. This case doesn't seem to have been assigned to a Magistrate Judge yet. The Magistrate Judge will likely be the one deciding most everything so it is unknown. I suppose theoretically district judges can decided to just try a case like this but nearly always they send it to a Magistrate Judge who handles everything for them and extremely big decisions in the case have to done by the District Judge.

Pray for a decent Magistrate Judge.
Remember, Elliot wants nothing more than for you to be demoralized and hopeless.
 
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