🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Bongo drew the dark triad boys from Nuroville High and had them pinned on the market glass for the last few weeks. Top one is Peter Cornelius Burns, who she named Peter the coyote pelt after.

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She posts them a lot on her instagram.
 
Rango Dango dijo:
i love this show
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I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! dijo:
They are currently gaslighting Burt that they are going to pull a Famous house 3.5 and Burt will be the host
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They need 1000 goo to transition to famous house 3.5

Also Ben squeals like a pig when he talks
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Ernest Hemingway dijo:
Ben’s squeaking is absolutely sending me. Standing by for someone cooler than me to post a clip
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You can see Jet struggling not to lose it every time Ben oinks. A++ bit, I love it, and it's very low cost + high impact. Still not as good as Ben's S4 late night underwear adventures though.
 
Jet finally explains the goo to Burt, and ask him if he is willing to host of Famous House 3.
The goo is essential in the transistion from FAMILY-house to Famous House
Ben squeals when he talks. Great stuff.
Jet says he can't reveal too much because the audience is watching, but he ensures Burt that the goo idea is taking off big time.
He says they dont need exactly 1000, just more than they have now.
Just a little more goo, and Burt is allowed to leave.
Jet reminds Burt that he is the Goo-pervisor, and should direct the people in Goo-rusalem
 
Bliccy keeps mentioning that her whole body hurts all the time. She thinks maybe exercise might help. She also thinks she's addicted to kratom.
Antara is showing Bongo a video of a cute seal/walrus named Neil. He stays in someone's home. His activities are "like, too much". Antara also loves penguins, Bongo agrees and also likes puffins. They discuss other animals.
 

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