🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Bongo no! No Bongo!!!
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Gorillas have small penises in proportion to their large bodies. Humans are actually the primates with the largest donger relative to body size
Barnacles have the biggest relative to body of all animals, since they are immobile they just reach around with it to find other barnacles.

Landons that barnacle dick nigga.
 
Bongo: wanna go watch Landon and Vimp from the closet?
Bingo: NO!!!
 
I love this show

Bashir is upstairs talking about an esoteric book to the Bashtards.

There's a superbed in a Drakefort with a retarded Janitor and an Autistic Redhead.
Autistic twins in ketchup and mustard costumes watching. Tts is trolling about nukes going off.

Bliccy is talking about detrans boobjobs and getting some gender affirming scoliosis care.
 
Day 24 recap:
 
The TTS's sound like an intro scene for a post apocalyptic movie tonight. Reminds of of Mad Max Fury Road where the radio talks about how people are killing for water.
 
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