🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

gh0stiexo · 7 de Abr, 2026

Tonights clips that I've collected:

Candy Elimination, post-recount (full):

o7 Landon:

Blane says goodbye (dont look up his twitter @, it's fucking cancer):

BingBong have a domestic:

Laura is acting like she drank a whole bottle of liquor... she had literally one shot:

I started recording this and let it go for 3 minutes before I realized it was garbage,
But, here's Kimmee's boxing match with a midget, I guess:

Kitty Cat Man · 7 de Abr, 2026

SenorKrinkle dijo:
but ice wont be able to rip the show off, not really, the whole thing will fail, just as every season of FT 'almost' does (except for s4 which actually failed) because a show like this is inherently pure chaos. IP wouldn't get it right and everything would crumble.

He will absolutely be able to rip the show off, because Eddie can throw infinite money at it. If that's the direction jet wants to take shit(kicktank, safe-edgy) then Ice could totally rip it off.

he'd also just cast IP2/Cx people and script the whole thing and his paypigs would go band-for-band with jet's(and keep all the money in Eddie's Stake/Kick ecosystem), it's the best business descision for him and eddie to snake the wiggers rather than keeping "outsiders" on kick - and for all my shit-talking, I don't think jet would be down to become a sponsored gamba streamer, and if he does he's truly a soulless faggot.

nobody on KPP cares about content anyway. apparently jet too since he's now explicitly pandering to that crowd. I said earlier, safe-edgy reboot will doom this shit.

Alizarin Crimson · 7 de Abr, 2026

Meiwaku dijo:
Holy fucking shit

My racism never steers me wrong.

Here's the clip for anyone who didn't watch S2

no-exit · 7 de Abr, 2026

<3

Monkeymanbob · 7 de Abr, 2026

There She Glows dijo:
Not every woman with issues has bpd. It was a drunken autistic meltdown.

Nigga acting like autism and BPD aren’t misdiagnosed for each other in women all the time

Halloween23 · 7 de Abr, 2026

Fishtank is admittedly a ripoff of Ice's old closet streams. It's dumb to say he wouldn't be able to do it.

The problem with him would likely be that he'd go back to the well with the same old group of people he uses for nearly every single event.

gh0stiexo · 7 de Abr, 2026

BingBong asleep. Bash cleaning. Drake going to bed. Vimp collecting candy.
Everyone dead for the night, so director is in whores on confessional talking about being whores.

The Real Taylor Swift · 7 de Abr, 2026

Halloween23 dijo:
Fishtank is admittedly a ripoff of Ice's old closet streams. It's dumb to say he wouldn't be able to do it.

The problem with him would likely be that he'd go back to the well with the same old group of people he uses for nearly every single event.

Not knowing who this guy even is, the real problem is you can copy Fishtank down to the last detail, but what makes Fishtank is the cast, and I really doubt some faggot retard streamer can cast like the wiggers can

Jackpot · 7 de Abr, 2026

The memory of the man lives on, in those who carry his spirit

SenorKrinkle · 7 de Abr, 2026

Kitty Cat Man dijo:
He will absolutely be able to rip the show off, because Eddie can throw infinite money at it. If that's the direction jet wants to take shit(kicktank, safe-edgy) then Ice could totally rip it off.

he'd also just cast IP2/Cx people and script the whole thing and his paypigs would go band-for-band with jet's(and keep all the money in Eddie's Stake/Kick ecosystem), it's the best business descision for him and eddie to snake the wiggers rather than keeping "outsiders" on kick - and for all my shit-talking, I don't think jet would be down to become a sponsored gamba streamer, and if he does he's truly a soulless faggot.

nobody on KPP cares about content anyway. apparently jet too since he's now explicitly pandering to that crowd. I said earlier, safe-edgy reboot will doom this shit.

isn't this new chick only there for a day tho? idk, maybe the wiggers are shooting themselves in both feet and their dicks at the same time, could be, but I just don't think IP would be able to actually pull it off, half the fun is that this show isn't safe, it's that it's edgy, take that away and you're just left with a livestream big brother and that doesn't have the same draw at all.

Besides it's pretty obvious the wiggers switched to kick because they were having problems with youtube, using kick doesn't automatically mean they're selling out (it wouldn't surprise me)

I just don't think you can pull this show off as "advertiser safe", IP can throw all the money he wants at it but it won't have the same impact as FT has.

Kitty Cat Man · 7 de Abr, 2026

Halloween23 dijo:
The problem with him would likely be that he'd go back to the well with the same old group of people he uses for nearly every single event.

Old Ice is still alive too, somewhere. Last seen in his 2020 Japan streams. Kick cucked him just like twitch and mixer by putting him on an exclusivity contract and then threatening his bottom line if he lets anything too edgy happen.
Wiggers would do better by poaching Ice and egging him on into becoming an antagonistic evil wigger again rather than trying to cozy up to yet another platform that cucks content.

Halloween23 · 7 de Abr, 2026

The Real Taylor Swift dijo:
Not knowing who this guy even is, the real problem is you can copy Fishtank down to the last detail, but what makes Fishtank is the cast, and I really doubt some faggot retard streamer can cast like the wiggers can

He's actually pretty good at putting on events. He just has a cast of characters he goes back to the well on a lot. It'd be like if Jimmy and Jon were part of every season of fishtank. It'd get old.

Rache Bartmoss · 7 de Abr, 2026

Day 23 recap!

All cameras were briefly shut down, and a mysterious figure showed up right before it. It was speculated that the figure was an acquaintance of Bam because Bam was thought to be relapsing on the show.
Morning began with James Drake kicking the door where Bashir and Vimp slept. He would also destroy the door.
Bashir and Vimp occupied the Computer Room, which was Landon’s room, giving them full control of the east wing of the second floor. Landon and Binx immediately rushed to the second floor to confront them. During the confrontation, Landon said that he would "break his morals and take it by force" if he didn't get his room back in the next 2 minutes. Vimp would leave the Computer Room and let Landon retook his room. Afterward, he would also throw his piss nuke at Bashir.
Letty did confessionals with all the fish. She would also say that a new freeloader will come.
A challenge announced: Capture the Suzie. Whoever holds Suzie the longest will win. During the challenge, Bashir and James would have an intense physical fight in which James Drake would easily beat him. However, in the end, Bashir won the challenge by holding Suzie for 10 MINUTES!!
Bashir, who was desperate for candy, asked his long-time frenemy, the Twins, to give him some. The Twins refused and told him to go after Landon instead.
Challenge: Hardest Eater. Whoever eats the recently ordered Korean food in the most difficult way wins. Landon won because Binx ordered him to have his hands tied while eating.
Challenge: Frame-mogging Challenge. Whoever "frame-mogged" the hardest wins. The victor in this challenge would be Blane.
Challenge: Dress-down Challenge. Whoever roasted the meanest wins. Bashir won the challenge.
A new freeloader that Letty talked about showed up and was none other than a Kick streamer and Ice Poseidon's girlfriend, Kimmee.
Elimination confirmed will be held at night. Ben gave the fish encouragement to make their final move before the counting began.
Landon threw his Hail Mary attempt to survive, knowing he most likely had the least amount of candy. Landon would charge to the attic to steal Bashir's candy with James Drake's help. Surprisingly, he would succeed even though it was unknown whether he had stolen enough candy to secure his position.
The counting would begin. Production ordered all contestants to drop their candy in the Bar and told them they could wait in the Jungle Room. In the room, the Twins were having a breakdown over the fact they might be eliminated. Later, Ben came to the room, asking whether someone had forgotten to drop one of the bags because the numbers didn't add up to the total they had been given. This would further reinforce the twins' breakdown.
The counting was done, and all the fish were told to gather back again at the bar. The result: The Twins were eliminated for having the least amount of candy. After the announcement, the twins were expected to have a hysterical breakdown. However, Jet came to deliver the same news that Ben had previously said. Right after, Blane came to the bar, announcing he had found the hidden candy that he hadn't grabbed earlier. It was estimated that the bag might contain around 400 candies, enough to save the twins from elimination. Production called a poll on whether a recount should be held. Suzie interrupted, saying that would be unfair, but Blane objected, and the two of them ended up screaming at each other. The poll overwhelmingly favored a recount, and a recount was held.
The fish were sent back to the Jungle Room to wait for the recount. The twins were having an emotional breakdown as usual. Camera would switch to the basement, where Jet told the audience that they did the recount, won't rig it for the twins, and confirmed someone would go home tonight.
The recount was done, and the results: THE TWINS WERE SAVED FROM THE ELIMINATION, AND LANDON WILL GO HOME TONIGHT WITH BINX!!!! THE FINAL THREE WILL BE JAMES DRAKE, BASHIR, AND THE TWINS!!!!!
Final candy tally:
- James Drake: Don't worry about it .
- Bashir: 1446 (was gifted 1034 pieces)
- Twins: 1324
- Landon: 1298 (was gifted 525 pieces)

Kitty Cat Man · 7 de Abr, 2026

SenorKrinkle dijo:
half the fun is that this show isn't safe, it's that it's edgy, take that away and you're just left with a livestream big brother and that doesn't have the same draw at all.

That's what Jet wanted to do this season, but that got nuked with the Computer Lab. This season's good because they cast MDE fans who are down to fuck shit up, not because of Jet's god-awful direction.
If jet got his way we'd be watching goo-crafting and market late-shift jobs all day. The MDE fans he cast nuked his nontent "gamification" "fair house" bullshit by actually understanding what makes fishtank good, ganking the epic discord freaks jet wanted to bring in as freeloaders, and wrecking shit.

Imagine if he'd cast randos or kick streamers who went along with the "rules" - we'd be watching abject nontent with cameos from Clavicular, ABZ, and Ac7ionman.

JeffreyMaxwell · 7 de Abr, 2026

Swamp_Donkey dijo:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zunOOPutGFw

The whole final standoff for the candy with the Landon theme playing was hilarious. Really enjoying when they throw music over stuff at key points.
The Landon theme coupled with this exact moment was like, 24 days in the making.
They should bring the Tiger back to close out the season as a Janitor Freeloader, or even just hire him as the official Fishtank Janitor in every season going forward.

Meiwaku · 7 de Abr, 2026

Can I please just have Bashir talking about autistic movies or the Twins spergging out in confessional?Or Drake cleaning? Literally anything but the freeloaders?!?!?

Aquafag · 7 de Abr, 2026

no-exit dijo:
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Kitty Cat Man · 7 de Abr, 2026

Just to illustrate how raped kick is, fishtank has 4.5k on elimination night while shit is still happening and Ice's "bachelor" ripoff with a bunch of OF thots competing to see who gets to date a fat arab ex kick admin who's entire content is getting drunk and rambling at the camera is pulling over half that while nothing is happening and everyone's asleep.

kick is fucking AIDS, the numbers are all fake, they don't allow anything fun, and the money all comes from Eddie/Stake. it's twitch but it's a casino for kids instead of a porn site for kids.

I guess that's slightly better though, but it's like asking a hypothetical where both options are Hell.

Chuck Shiesty · 7 de Abr, 2026

SenorKrinkle dijo:
Besides it's pretty obvious the wiggers switched to kick because they were having problems with youtube, using kick doesn't automatically mean they're selling out (it wouldn't surprise me)

Eddie is already gifting them donos, they're on the radar for selling out

Jackpot · 7 de Abr, 2026

I'm just pissed we still don't know what the last room is. And now Landon won't be able to see it.

What if the real Ghost Politics is in there?
Or a museum for the evolution of mops?

Edit: I'm foolish. I forgot the goo room.

🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

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Darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Jackpot

I'll fill your dark soul with light

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Halloween23

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KOLD MIRAGE

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Meiwaku

Contacted lolcow off-site, doxed her shota pixiv

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