🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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the wiggers cant plan far enough ahead to script something like this. as it was happening tts had to coach blane to put the candy in A BAG, he was dumping it on the floor like a spaz. bingo came in and said you got everything? you got THE BAG?! and he said YES I HAVE EVERYTHING. and she said again and again, you got ALL THE BAGS?! (even the one i hid that you dont know about?) the wiggers checked the logs and realized theres a ton of candy missing.
 
Just Some Other Guy dijo:
Yeah it's fucking unhinged. This is stuff I expect from my kids. Entertaining, but I'm just lol'ing because of how ridiculous it is.

*Edit* You know where else I see this? Bodycam vids
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It’s not entirely unusual with people who’ve been severely traumatized. These two women were severely hurt as children, and their troubles and additional mental illnesses has made them partially stuck in a child-like state.
 
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Smecker dijo:
It’s not entirely unusual with people who’ve been severely traumatized, and are partially stuck in a childhood state. These two women were severely hurt as children, and their troubles and additional mental illnesses has made them partially stuck in a child-like state.
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Pretty sure its just autism. Autistic people famously have screaming meltdowns like this over stuff that shouldn't warrant it.

I'm surprised she hasn't been hitting herself.
 
Anyone have the full Blane yelling at the midget clip? Saw the clip posted earlier but it wasn't the full thing. There was a part where he turns to the camera and yells about something about this retarded midget, I was crying laughing but didn't get the clip.
 
LMAO apparently Bashir might not be in last place? Jet just said that they didnt say who was third place. Might just be a gay op, but weird thing to say if not real.
 
Warning painful watch.



The contestants are sent upstairs to wait while production does the ''recount''.
This is Bongo having a breakdown for almost the whole video.
She seems to gather herself at times, but instantly spirals down again seconds after.

The twins are going to be too broken to compete after this.
Between Bongo breaking down mentally, and Bingo breaking down physically (neptunian), the former half-contestants are nerfed even further.

The screen switches to Jet Neptune in the basement.
He tells the audience they did the recount, and that he won't rig it for the twins.
He confirms someone is going home tonight.
 
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