🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Your are about to witness rigging on a scale never before seen
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It's hard, because Bongo effecively DESTROYED all her opponents, there is a lot of hate in that little heart, but Bashir sent both Landon and Drake to the shadow realm
However, Landon just said TWO. LITTLE. STEP. NIGGER. BABIES. and I'm still stunlocked by that
 
Next challenge is a turn based insult-hurling match. Mean>funny for judging metrics.
The freeloaders helped their associated fish to think of hurtful things to say.
First round is monologue-ish, second round is is back and forth.

The first match is Bashir vs. Landon
They fuck around with the cameras to catch reaction shots. The audio does not like this.


My stream died lmao, so most of the back and forth part is here.




2nd Match is Bongo vs. James Drake. I once again fail to capture the beginning cause im a gay retard. They fucking play music over this for some unknown reason. Damn you Mints.


Bongo mentions the stepkids. James Drake says I love ''him'' referring to one kid, then corrects himself and says all of them.


3rd Match is James Drake vs. Landon. Doing better, only missed the first 2 words.
Landon goes really hard and says the kids are black. James Drake does not like this and says its not true.
The format went out the window for this one buddies. James gets physical by leaning into Landon, later Landon returns the favour.





4th Match is Landon vs. Bongo. Format has officially died lads. This one feels the most softballed. Landon goes after Bingo lol.




5th is Bongo vs. Bashir. He opens with her wigging out at whisper TTS, not considerate to Vimp, but she co-wrote it.
This feels more like a philosophical discussion than insults. Bashir does not want to go too hard on Bongo it seems.
Bongo mentions Syria and Letty interjects. Gradually they get a little meaner





6th and final match, the main-event some might say. Bashir vs. James Drake. I'll let you guys decide for yourselves.




Tension in the room is rough after this one.
Letty goes down to the basement to judge the contest with the rest of production, and after a short while comes out with the result.



Bashir wins the talking challenge, shocker!
 
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