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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
ah fuck i forgot he used the excuse that he only saved that stuff to send to his even more retarded friend. like the friend couldnt log on himself.

unless the friend is retarded enough to where his parents still monitor/block his internet so Blaine sends him jerking material. In which case it kinda rules
If the stuff he has public isn't that bad like he said, then it is a case of Schrödinger's retard. The terms being: is he just retarded or a creep?

Did he say something so blatantly strange because he was too retarded to realize? Or is he just a weirdo creep and was happy his real shit is hidden? Both are true until the box is open
 
If the stuff he has public isn't that bad like he said, then it is a case of Schrödinger's retard. The terms being is he just retarded or a creep.

Did he say something so blatantly strange because he was too retarded to realize? Or is he just a weirdo creep and was happy his real shit is hidden? Both are true until the box is open
probably a retarded creep. i didnt hear him when he said the shit about that account not being too bad. thats very damning

still like him though
 
I dont even think they need that many more people. Just people who are more creative and not retarded

They definitely need an assistant producer that can provide some direction if needed during the late morning and early afternoon. But lets not act like more retards under Jets direction would make it that much better. Hes very hit or miss with his direction and ideas
I guess it goes to show how shallow their recruiting pool is. They don't really hire people for being creative, just for being cool or, if they're female, whether they want to bang her.

Jet thinks he's more organized than he really is. This business plan does not work. As it is, Fishtank is a bad investment if people are looking to turn it into a business. It's innovative for online entertainment, but it breaks even at best.
 
The ugly truth is there is no picking a side with friendtank or helltank, both are needed to survive. The constant tug rope between the two is a feature not a bug.
Agreed, but they've fucked over the show at least a couple of times listening to the people that want all Hellhouse this season.
 
The ugly truth is there is no picking a side with friendtank or helltank, both are needed to survive. The constant tug rope between the two is a feature not a bug.
Yeah I think the problem is it's got to be more organic. Even with Bashir and James taking a more mediator role earlier in the season, production were dead set on having it being calmer this season so they would nip conflict in the bud if things got too hot. Now the hellhouse aspect seems to be started due to audience pressure and they aren't really building on it so it's sortof spinning its wheels.
 
Blane says Castle Drake smells like shit
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How would you break the stalemate?
Call the Candy-challenge?
Even more freeloaders? (lmao)
Making Vimp fight Laura? (Laura said she wouldnt but if Vimp instigates i think she would)
Tether Landon to either Drake or Bashir?
 
Agreed, but they've fucked over the show at least a couple of times listening to the people that want all Hellhouse this season.
The issue isn't one vs the other, it's one being forced over the other rather than it being a natural consequence of a challenge or natural issue. Flat out saying "no more FriendTank >:(" to the fish is the absolute worst way they could have turned up the heat towards Hellhouse.
 
How would you break the stalemate?
Call the Candy-challenge?
Even more freeloaders? (lmao)
Making Vimp fight Laura? (Laura said she wouldnt but if Vimp instigates i think she would)
Give James Drake a big candy bonus for making a good fort. Then ban room blockage outside of human bodies. No teams can party up with other teams, it has to be a free for all.

Maybe make it so that each fish and their freeloader has to have a large portion (if not all) of their candy on their person at all times in a rippable bag like a trash bag.
 
I think something’s wrong with one of the cows, it keeps taking its left hind leg up off the ground every few seconds and limping on it :(
 
A summary of the ongoing Bam situation:

What is known for certain:
-Last night Bam came out of the basement, possibly angry. Jet follows and almost seems to be holding Bam but Bam breaks free before the door is fully open. Difficult to tell. Jet yells for Ben, who runs down the stairs to Jet. Jet tells Ben "It's Bam, he just walked in here (with the cop? get him? difficult to make this part out). Clip below courtesy of @The Real Taylor Swift

-Ben goes to grab Bam, taps him on the shoulder in the dining room and says "Can I grab you for a minute?" and walks him out of the dining room door near the stairs.
-A large unknown man comes up the stairs. Image below, courtesy of @Minorityreport
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-Cameras are shut off for approximately 10-15 minutes.
-Bam has a court date tomorrow, 4/7, docket number provided courtesy of @malt ipecac CP-29-CR-0000002-2026. A cursory examination shows this is unrelated to Fishtank, instead related to charges from 2024:
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What is not known for certain:
-A top post on r/fishtanklive, the fishtank subreddit, claims that in the basement groupchat, Ben says Bam did not relapse, but Jet says he will no longer be hosting the show:
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No screenshots of this have been provided on reddit, /ftl/, or in this thread, so take this with a grain of salt.

Speculation:
-Users across these platforms are speculating that Bam relapsed and the wiggers wanted to prevent him from going on camera, likely because this would mess with Bam's current legal issues.
-Others are suggesting that Bam got into some sort of fight with Jet/production. The top speculated reasons for this fight would be that he realized production sent the Ryan Dunn car crash messages, or because he feels Bashir (his favorite fish) is being treated unfairly.

Make of these theories what you will and feel free to speculate yourself. In my personal opinion, a Bam relapse seems most likely since this occurred late at night when Bam is usually not on the premises, and alcohol was around and freely available. How this would tie up production today, or if it even has, is hard to say. Perhaps they are making an emergency plea to Sam to come host, or they are all just sleeping besides Mints/Maejok right now. Bam may also still be the host since the only claim about this comes from an unverified Reddit post, although the way Bam storms out of the basement and Jet appears to be trying to hold him back tells me there may be some truth to it. Who knows! But wanted to put all this together because there's been a lot of confusion.
 
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Announce it's over in 1 hour. Landon either swims or sinks.

Also more monetary rewards, fuck. Capture the flag would be pretty good with all the forts. No team alliances. 4 digit reward. Like....you could have this going in 10 minutes.
Isnt capture the flag kinda what we have now? But they have to defend candy instead.
 
How would you break the stalemate?
Call the Candy-challenge?
Even more freeloaders? (lmao)
Making Vimp fight Laura? (Laura said she wouldnt but if Vimp instigates i think she would)
Tether Landon to either Drake or Bashir?
Inform them that an important guest will be coming so they have to clean and organize the house back to Day 1 state.


Don't ever bring said guest.
 
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