🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Laura crashing out. Bashir just kinda done.

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The surrealism of the Easter Egg song going on with this is insane.

Bashir won, Laura spat on his jacket.
 
VANCE HE TOOK MY EGGS
VANCEEE SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM

Both these fags need to rope, just fight it out winner takes all. I'm now expecting a Bashir monologue about how this was a James Drake masterplan and that's why everyone else in the house needs to make him leave or else.
 
Laura is so cringe lol, her downfall as freeloader needs to be studied.
It's pretty straight forward: shes billed as LE EPIC AGENT OF CHAOS XD but in reality she's just a walking ball of trauma who was only funny because she got under JD's skin. After that she tried to apply it to Bashir but it didnt take and she started actually getting tilted.

She's just Raped Letty
 
Was it a bad idea to have a fight over a few eggs and waste the whole hunting time? Yes.

Was it a half gay fight with lots of "Production waaaaah!"? Yes.

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...was it more entertaining than the egg hunt? YES.

*Edit* And now it's just a full Laura crashout. Worth it.
 
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