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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Heeeeeeeeereeee's BONGO!

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Man now I want to re-watch The Shining :lol:
 
The Real Taylor Swift dijo:
Watching Bashir over the past 3 weeks and now with him giving this "sermon" I realize I don't really even hate Muslims, I just hate sandniggers. If all Muslims were 130IQ gingers, I'd probably like them a lot more.
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The problem is that most people who have a high IQ read any sort of Muslim scripture and realize it is bad fanfiction of Abrahamic religions. Same with the book of Mormon

I will add that is one reason I would not want Bashir to win, that man will never be convinced out of Islam after coming in stating he was trusting Allah to open a door for him to be on the show, then being brought back from a sure fire elimination based on a happenstance of Vicky choosing that exact night to leave and then winning this whole thing despite multiple people wanting his head.
 
Jackpot dijo:
The problem is that most people who have a high IQ read any sort of Muslim scripture and realize it is bad fanfiction of Abrahamic religions. Same with the book of Mormon

I will add that is one reason I would not want Bashir to win, that man will never be convinced out of Islam after coming in stating he was trusting Allah to open a door for him to be on the show, then being brought back from a sure fire elimination based on a happenstance of Vicky choosing that exact night to leave and then winning this whole thing despite multiple people wanting his head.
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I give Bashir and people like him a pass because it's clearly cultural and tradition over true and honest belief in the system of the religion of Islam. This is why he talks about having some reverence for Christianity because in any other life hes a TradCath or OrthoBro.
 
Drake took a more conventional approach, rolling through the house while screaming Parkour and Christ is King. The rolls were pretty fluid honestly.
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The twins are compensating by climbing onto each other to reach tiny spaces.

Bashir had a decent attempt at it but quickly repeated the same moves, and Landon just ran in circles tripping on everything.
 
The Real Taylor Swift dijo:
I give Bashir and people like him a pass because it's clearly cultural and tradition over true and honest belief in the system of the religion of Islam. This is why he talks about having some reverence for Christianity because in any other life hes a TradCath or OrthoBro.
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He would be LDS in a second if a blonde chick with a decent family and a vulva that could pick up change from the floor told him she wasn't wearing ninja jammies or giving up bacon
 
Swamp_Donkey dijo:
Landon simply agrees with whoever talked to him last. That's his entire scope of reasoning. It's not even manipulating, you just say something and he agrees.
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To be fair, when you're as autistic as he is, it's a pretty good coping strategy for getting by in day to day life. But it in the end, it is exactly what is it says it is in the name: a cope. You can't just be an amicable weirdo and get anywhere when it matters.
 
Vance's ratings:
Drake: 8/10
Bashir: 8/10
Landon: 7/10
Twins: 6/10

Letty's ratings:
Drake: 8/10
Bashir: 8.5/10 ("it wasn't Easter themed, but you are Muslim")
Landon: 6.5/10
Twins: 4/10

Bashir wins the parkour challenge. A lot of Letty L's in chat, but Bashir did get more creative with the chairs and tables.
 
Chuck Shiesty dijo:
Vance's ratings:
Drake: 8/10
Bashir: 8/10
Landon: 7/10
Twins: 6/10

Letty's ratings:
Drake: 8/10
Bashir: 8.5/10 ("it wasn't Easter themed, but you are Muslim")
Landon: 6.5/10
Twins: 4/10

Bashir wins the parkour challenge.
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Rigged, because Letty said, "Um, I don't want to be Islamophobic..."

So she gave him an extra point to not be islamophobic.
 
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