🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Fuck Bashir, he seriously mis FUCKING calculated this move, Bashir is playing checkers but DRAKE IS PLAYING 5D CHESS or whatever the kids say these days idk Bashir dun fucked up tho say goodbye to ever relaxing again you ginger retard
 
Laura definitely cracking from this, which is surprising considering they're winning this siege.
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Meanwhile, in Twin HQ
 
A lot of this is driven by his feud with Drake. It looks way worse on everyone else not helping him out though, but not completely unsurprising since Landon's face looks like he's being held hostage.
Landon's non-commital ass is the most frustrating thing about him.
 
I'm telling you right now they should have just busted down that fucking door however leaving it up does make it interesting for the next round because they could have covered it better for the next time...

I do see the strategy in not breaking down the door if the rest of your team are fucking pussies.
 
I'm telling you right now they should have just busted down that fucking door however leaving it up does make it interesting for the next round because they could have covered it better for the next time...

I do see the strategy in not breaking down the door if the rest of your team are fucking pussies.
FWIW Bashir definitely tried, it really was a 1v2 though which is funny because they realistically should be able to breach the Dorm with their numbers alone.
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Narrative Poll overwhelmingly declares Fort Drake the winner, Bashir's team will need to clean the hallway.
 
FWIW Bashir definitely tried, it really was a 1v2 though which is funny because they realistically should be able to breach the Dorm with their numbers alone.
Yup big team family tank fail. Landon moping. Binx....standing. Dunyae just....gone? Lmao.

Tbh Bashir should have rallied the troops before rushing at the door.
 
The irony of this whole thing is that they made a rule about not locking doors. But not putting heavy shit infront of the doors, when a door lock would have gave after about 3 to 4 kicks.
 
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