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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Prostate exam for the muslim
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Bashir may have said some cringe shit in that, but is he even wrong? He tried to make content from the first challenge, and all that got him is a target on his back and the first boot. Then when he got a second chance, he's stuck to his guns, and all that got him is getting fucked by people day after day. What did people or production ever do to James, having Landon mog him in acting?
 
Bashir may have said some cringe shit in that, but is he even wrong? He tried to make content from the first challenge, and all that got him is a target on his back and the first boot. Then when he got a second chance, he's stuck to his guns, and all that got him is getting fucked by people day after day. What did people or production ever do to James, having Landon mog him in acting?
James being there while having no idea what any of this shit is about is his punishment.
 
That is a terrible takeaway. This is basically a "Production told us to be enemies" and they just kept going and going until the inevitable liquid messes. If they just said "Everyone gets their own bedroom" none of this would have transpired.
Yeah it was a bit of a over simplification for comedic effect.
 
Duangay trying to chill with Bashir but Bashir is currently having a melty and bringing up S2 shit to him. :lol:
 
Wholesome Content: Blane went full retard when Bingo screamed. He screamed GET AWAY FROM HER and just pushed forward through the whole crowd to rip Laura off of her.

I know he's a little gooner but damn I love that goblin..
 
Bashir may have said some cringe shit in that, but is he even wrong? He tried to make content from the first challenge, and all that got him is a target on his back and the first boot. Then when he got a second chance, he's stuck to his guns, and all that got him is getting fucked by people day after day. What did people or production ever do to James, having Landon mog him in acting?
He's not wrong, the issue is he stopped and played victim the second he got hit with a broom. I don't think anyone would have an issue if they continued the attack and eliminated Drake by forcing him out or something along those lines.
 
Bashir may have said some cringe shit in that, but is he even wrong? He tried to make content from the first challenge, and all that got him is a target on his back and the first boot. Then when he got a second chance, he's stuck to his guns, and all that got him is getting fucked by people day after day. What did people or production ever do to James, having Landon mog him in acting?
Bashir being there period after being eliminated fucked with James Drake.
 
Wholesome Content: Blane went full retard when Bingo screamed. He screamed GET AWAY FROM HER and just pushed forward through the whole crowd to rip Laura off of her.

I know he's a little gooner but damn I love that goblin..
That was funny and a common Blane W
Project Graham should stop being a degenerate gooner (or at least stop with the loli and horsecock stuff and repent)
 
Reasons I'm hearing to hate Bashir:
-muslim (a big mark I will admit)
-he crashed out finally after 20 days

Reasons to like James Drake:
-He is the underdog (despite only becoming that within the last 24 hours and from his own alliances crumbling to shit)
- idk he's white and buff or some shit.
 
That is a terrible takeaway. This is basically a "Production told us to be enemies" and they just kept going and going until the inevitable liquid messes. If they just said "Everyone gets their own bedroom" none of this would have transpired.
This is correct, the second they did this, people started barricading, and attacking each other (remember this started with Landon and the Twins fighting). Since then, this has all been inevitable. They ALL thought this is what they were being told to do.
 
Reasons I'm hearing to hate Bashir:
-muslim (a big mark I will admit)
-he crashed out finally after 20 days

Reasons to like James Drake:
-He is the underdog (despite only becoming that within the last 24 hours and from his own alliances crumbling to shit)
- idk he's white and buff or some shit.
Bashir is very self-righteous.
James Drake thinks he is better than the spergs
 
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