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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
I will crash out ITT

Bashir is right. James got a bunch of mog set ups and been glazed hard. Bashir got it against him.

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King shit. He said it's boring to be fucked with because when a man has lost everything, it's terrifying.
The "glazed hard" that bashir mentioned is Cody doing the bit where he says that he "sees himself as James Drake when he wakes up in the mirror" btw.

You gotta be heavily retarded to take those as serious glazing bro.
 
- Bashir is right
- Ben and Jet DO coddle Drake and they said so themselves
- The faggot nigger talking about Hassle but I think he's not coming and it's funnier that way
- Bashir is also a faggot and a huge one right now
- A hyper-sexual black midget with a weave is a SSR pull on any korean gacha
- Pizza IS cold at this point
 
The crux of Bashir's argument is that he's mad Drake fought back and didn't let the mob eliminate him. That's actually what this crashout is about lmao.
He's also mad the midget SWUT twerked at him.

ETA: the markat has spoken.
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He's been playing the autistics, which was obvious when he was sweet talking Landon after the triathlon, but I convinced mysel he was just genuine and autistic. No
Nah he's been cool with Landon the whole fucking time. He's never fucked with Landon. Ever.
 
This comment would be so impactful if I just started watching the show today.
Drake had the house on his side for weeks and is still on the backfoot.
Nah Bashir has been desperately trying to work the fish over for weeks and he's mad its never enough because even with half the house on his side he can't knock down Drake.
Look how quickly he brought up his popularity, his delusion of thinking people care about him praying, acting like he had no choice but to try and siege Drake's room while at the same time Drake is on the side of "evil" for fighting back.
He's a completely textbook narcissist.
 
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